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drakkar_anni said:
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One of those Jerry Springer episodes came to mind. You know... 'I stole my Step Dad from my Mom.'

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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP :lol:
 
drakkar_anni said:
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One of those Jerry Springer episodes came to mind. You know... 'I stole my Step Dad from my Mom.'
seemes like she really loves him....

"1. I never have to worry about him lying to me
2. He makes me laugh
3. He always knows how to make me feel beautiful when I feel ugly (i.e. when I am sick)
4. His heart is comfy to be in
5. He is a natural at message and we all know that my body always hurts
6. He is sweet to not only me but, my family and friends
7. He loves unconditionally
8. When ever I need him he is there for me
9. He wants me to be healthy
10. He NEVER puts me down for being my self or thinking differently
11. He is awesome in be *wink*
12. He is handsome even if he thinks he is not
13. His hugs are the most wonderful feeling in the world
14. His kisses are like silky
15. When he cuddles with me I feel warm and fuzzy not cold
16. When I am sad he picks me right back up
17. He has opened his wonderful world to me and for that I love him
18. He never harms the little children or animals
19. He let's me be my self
20. He is the most wonderful man alive and damnit there is nothing he can do or say to change how I feel!"
 
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"Infernal greetings! As of December 4th 2004 I am now inked! My dream of a SlipKnoT S on the back of my neck has become true! I can not decribe how happy I am! I loved the pain and it felt good! I was nervouse at first not knoing how much it would hurt or what it was going to feel like but, it was well worth it. Here it is everyone! My SlipKnoT S and my first tatt!"


If any else here ever has the chance to do this, DON'T. Do something more useful; get a pencil out, sharpen it, and shove it right in your ear.
 
leprosy said:
seemes like she really loves him....

"1. I never have to worry about him lying to me
2. He makes me laugh
3. He always knows how to make me feel beautiful when I feel ugly (i.e. when I am sick)
4. His heart is comfy to be in
5. He is a natural at message and we all know that my body always hurts
6. He is sweet to not only me but, my family and friends
7. He loves unconditionally
8. When ever I need him he is there for me
9. He wants me to be healthy
10. He NEVER puts me down for being my self or thinking differently
11. He is awesome in be *wink*
12. He is handsome even if he thinks he is not
13. His hugs are the most wonderful feeling in the world
14. His kisses are like silky
15. When he cuddles with me I feel warm and fuzzy not cold
16. When I am sad he picks me right back up
17. He has opened his wonderful world to me and for that I love him
18. He never harms the little children or animals
19. He let's me be my self
20. He is the most wonderful man alive and damnit there is nothing he can do or say to change how I feel!"
Those aren't very satanic attributes.
 
Damn! When the thread like this is the very first thing you read in the morning you know this will be a great day! :lol: