Stuff my mom says while heavily medicated

[Will Bozarth]

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Date: Wed. Dec 5, 2007
Time: 9:01am - "I can't believe how slow everyone is."
Explanation: She was sitting at her computer and she randomly said it... for no reason. She didn't even know why she said it.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[DarkNoise]

Waiting for her to include white wine, diarrhea, chuck norris, top ramen, a cell phone, and video games in the same sentence...

 

[Captain Beard]

I was drinking white wine and eating ramen one night while playing TF2, when suddenly Chuck Norris came and shat a river onto my cell phone.

 

[DarkNoise]

Now THAT is a sentence

 

[El Stormo]

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston,
Spock, The Rock, and Charlton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe

 

[Captain Beard]

The is the Ultimate Showdown!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I was masturbating to gay midget porn once and a ninja fell through my roof, grabbed my dental floss and jumped through a window downstairs.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i can't wait for her to be my mother-in-law...



OMG! will, both of our moms would be sitting around and your mom would say something about her painkillers and then my mom would start talking about how bad drugs are and then ask her if she goes to church. you know it'll happen...

 

[El Stormo]

I was masturbating to gay midget porn once and a ninja fell through my roof, grabbed my dental floss and jumped through a window downstairs.

NoLordy's ninjas grow more shameless every day!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

they're only carrying out the desires he's too scared to acknowledge...

 

[El Stormo]

Perchance...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

don't you lie. if you two would just accept your feelings for one another, you could put an end to all of this hurt!

 

[El Stormo]

don't you lie. if you two would just accept your feelings for one another, you could put an end to all of this hurt!

I only like him because of his ninjas.

 

[ledmag]

Will is talking about his MOTHER.....and you guys think its funny?

 

[Lunar Still]

Absolutely

 

[Will @ work]

Well... they think it's funny because it IS! Yes, my mom takes alot of meds that mess with her, but to pretend that the stuff she says isn't funny is just lying to yourself.

 

[Captain Beard]

NoLordy's ninjas grow more shameless every day!

they're only carrying out the desires he's too scared to acknowledge...

Perchance...

don't you lie. if you two would just accept your feelings for one another, you could put an end to all of this hurt!

You do know I have hired contracts for most of this shit right? They took the floss becuase it was spun gold.

I only like him because of his ninjas.

And they like you too. I'm sure or two of the EXTREMELY sexually deviant ones are watching you masturbate.

 

[El Stormo]

And they like you too. I'm sure or two of the EXTREMELY sexually deviant ones are watching you masturbate.

From the ceiling?

 

[ledmag]

Well... they think it's funny because it IS! Yes, my mom takes alot of meds that mess with her, but to pretend that the stuff she says isn't funny is just lying to yourself.

I just dont think its funny when someone talks this way about their mother. sorry.