Stupid Little Jokes

[Spruce Goose]

I love these jokes, because they are stupid:

Q - Why did the guy fall of his bike?
A - Someone threw a fridge at him.

Q - Why didn't the cat drink its milk?
A - Its head was nailed to the ground.

Q - Why did the plane crash?
A - Cause the pilot was a piece of bread.

Q - Whats white and cant climb trees?
A - A fridge

Q - Why couldnt the baby turn around in the hallway?
A - It had a spear through its head

Q - Why did the girl fall of the swing?
A - She had no arms.

Q - Whats worse than 12 babies in a bucket?
A - 1 baby in 12 buckets.


Anyone got any more???

 

[phlogiston]

Q - What's yellow and can't swim?
A1 - A Truck
A2 - Custard

Q - How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A - Two, but you've got to figure out how to get them in there first.

Q - Why do elephants have big ears?
A - Noddy won't pay the ransom.

 

[Lord Tim]

Ah, yes.... The worst jokes known to mankind...!

... I have some!! HAHA!

Q. What's white and sits in a tree?
A. A fridge

Q. How did the ant die?
A. The fridge fell on it

Q. What did the Pink Panther say when he saw the dead ant?
A. Dead ants - dead ants - dead ants-dead ants-dea... etc. (Pink Panther theme)

Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. It was dead

Q. What did the farmer say when the cow was on the roof?
A. Get off. (in a deadpan voice)

Q. How many spies can you fit in a car?
A. 100 - Maxwell Smart in the front and 99 in the back!

Q. Why couldn't Chalie ride his bicycle?
A. 'Cos Charlie was a fish....

Q. Who heard way too many dumb jokes like this as a kid?
A. MEEEEEE!!! HAHAHAHA!

What's worse, I have even more! We could probably go into business writing material for those lame bon-bon things everyone always buys at Christmas that has the jokes and party hats in them! HAHA!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Q. What do you call a guy in a tree?
A. Russel

Q. What do you call a guy with a shovel?
A. Doug

Q. What do you call a guy who steals thing?
A. Nick

Q. What do you call a guy without a shovel?
A. Douglas

Q. Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.

Q. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was attached to the first koala.

Q. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because he thought it was a game.

Q. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
A. Peer pressure.

...haha, I could go on all day.

 

[MERLYN]

Sorry...I can't stay away from these.....

Q. How do you sell a duck to a deaf person?
A. (scream) DO YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK???

Q. What's the hardest part of a vegetable to fit in a microwave?
A. The wheelchair


- A baby seal walked into a club!!!!!!!

- Two elephants fell off a cliff.....boom boom!!!!!


- Get someone to ask you if you're a pumpkin....
When they do....... answer NO!!!

Q. How many MAIDEN fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None....'coz tuff guys arn't afraid of the dark!!!!

Q. Whats the difference between a Social Worker and a Pitbull???
A. The Pitbull will eventually give back the baby.

Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar.



I best go before take control of this thread!!

 

[Smashed]

Q - What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

A - Warren


Q - What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A - Jack


Q - What do you call a Mexican with 4 flat tyres?

A - Carlo

 

[Spruce Goose]

A Fluffy Duck walks into a bar, and the barman says
"Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
And the duck says
"What, Herbert?"

 

[snake]

RLMAO
THE SNAKE

 

[Wrathchild]

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a bloke with fifty rabbits up his bum?
Warren

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends how you define "change"

W

 

[Winmar]

Haha these stupid jokes make me laugh more than any others. Fuckin love em!