Stupid shit you've heard drunk people say

Golden Hall said:
Speaking of French people, I got a French guy deported from New Zealand a couple months ago, that was pretty sweet. It's a long story, but basically he was a thief, squatting in a nearby abandoned house, and stealing from people at my work late at night. So I lied in wait for him one night and got him on video stealing shit, called the cops, and showed them where the house was. Turns out he'd been arrested for shoplifting the week before, so they kicked him out of the country, it was awesome
Click to expand...

haha , hey u sure he was french? i mean REALLY french? :p
anyway yeah, thats cool, we dont do that kind of stuff enough here : i mean we dont kick the thieves out of the country that easily even if they dont belong here.

@Feraliminal : i'm half american, so i've been to the states quite a few times : vermont, New York, New Jersey, ... ok these are yankee parts :p but i know some americans from all over, and i never generalised on them, i was just setting examples :Smug:
by the way, what does "rad" mean? and why would Ian Stuart roll in his grave if he read our conversation?
 
Celtik Militia said:
haha , hey u sure he was french? i mean REALLY french? :p
anyway yeah, thats cool, we dont do that kind of stuff enough here : i mean we dont kick the thieves out of the country that easily even if they dont belong here.

@Feraliminal : i'm half american, so i've been to the states quite a few times : vermont, New York, New Jersey, ... ok these are yankee parts :p but i know some americans from all over, and i never generalised on them, i was just setting examples :Smug:
by the way, what does "rad" mean? and why would Ian Stuart roll in his grave if he read our conversation?
Click to expand...


its short for radical; like awesome. Hippie language.

I dont know, Ian Stuart was a blatantly WP (after all skrewed up), who wanted everyone to be the same (you know, like bring back the glory of deutschland or something). Those stupid NF meetings he went to probably brainwashed him into thinking all blacks are the same, all asians are the same, all indians are the same.
 
According to my German teacher, 'Fransmann' is a derogatary word for a frenchman (which is exactly what it means), funny thing though, this exactly what we call french people (male) in sweden; either that or fransos, which is what a German would call one too (Franzose). ALso in sweden we say 'pollack' to poles, which I understand is somewhat politcally incorrect in the US.
 
Back in WW1 they called the french Französmanner what the hell are you refering to Pagan about Nazi stuff and it's "bad" ... Nazism didn't even exist in WW1 and that's the name they used for the french back then. Get off the Nazi thing for one sec man .... it is like a recuring theme with you. Do some reading and you ll know most german soldiers (at least the higher ranks) in WW1 knew the french language and so did the british, it was a sort of upper class language and respected. Back then french was the influencial language in Europe until english took over ... the rest is a different story. Just my 2cents for this evening. Out to celebrate my b-day.
 
I already knew everythinmg you sai dthere, and you know its kind hard living in germany and all to not think about nazism when youre reminded of it all the fuckin time here like when youre critisicing the government for being to soft and not democratic enough, its all: Germany is never gonna be police state respectively the Weimar republic had whatdoyoucalltheseellectionsaboutsmallerthings? and it was all corrupt by 'the nazis' etc.Do you think I'm so fuckin stupid that I think the National Socialist mvement existed pre WWI? Just to give you an exampel of the kind of fuckedup explenations we have in germany, my history teacher explained the Freikorps as "being like neo-nazis". I suppse the absurdity and stupidity of this needn't be explained.
 
Whoa, got a lot on this one. Just can't remember 'em right now.
Well, here's some, at least.

"Slipknot's not nu metal, it doesn't contain any rap"

"Nerds turn me on. Not geeky nerds who like to read encyclopedias and stuff, but cute nerds like you can find on the internet."

"Your purse looks like the Titanic."

Heh, still makes me laugh at least..
 
TheLastWithPaganBlood said:
I already knew everythinmg you sai dthere, and you know its kind hard living in germany and all to not think about nazism when youre reminded of it all the fuckin time here like when youre critisicing the government for being to soft and not democratic enough, its all: Germany is never gonna be police state respectively the Weimar republic had whatdoyoucalltheseellectionsaboutsmallerthings? and it was all corrupt by 'the nazis' etc.Do you think I'm so fuckin stupid that I think the National Socialist mvement existed pre WWI? Just to give you an exampel of the kind of fuckedup explenations we have in germany, my history teacher explained the Freikorps as "being like neo-nazis". I suppse the absurdity and stupidity of this needn't be explained.
Click to expand...

I thought you were from Sweden ... what gives man? you german or swede or a confused 16year old with pimple on the nose? (that's tomasz speaking)
 
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer said:
its short for radical; like awesome. Hippie language.

I dont know, Ian Stuart was a blatantly WP (after all skrewed up), who wanted everyone to be the same (you know, like bring back the glory of deutschland or something). Those stupid NF meetings he went to probably brainwashed him into thinking all blacks are the same, all asians are the same, all indians are the same.
Click to expand...


aren't Indians asians?, most forms when asking for ethnicity give you only that choice, Asian
I know, I had to fill them out ;)
I'm part Asian/Indian, or is it that parts of me are in Asia/India sometimes
 
Tomasz said:
aren't Indians asians?, most forms when asking for ethnicity give you only that choice, Asian
I know, I had to fill them out ;)
I'm part Asian/Indian, or is it that parts of me are in Asia/India sometimes
Click to expand...

Whenever I fill out forms I put pacific Islander, but if it doesnt have that i put other. If it has neither of those, just put hispanic (nobody here knows the difference) They cant win! I am not editing this. Let this be a testament to what happens when you reply to a post and dont read a damn thing they said.

yes, geographically.
 
"Fuck! Guys we forgot the first two floors!"

My friends uncle, while building his new 3 story house, got drunk and looked out a first floor window. I don't know why he thought he was upstairs.
 
hehehe...i made a bet with a couple of friends...that im not drinking for a whole month (9 cases of beer and 15 packs of cigarettes) i went to the local bar yesterday... and a guy came to me...i dont know how many times....saying:
"fuck dude!! i really respect that! im on your side!!! i know i am! im supoting u!!!"
while sticking his beer almost on my face...hieiheihie
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

jageorge72
Album of the Year...... so far?
Replies
54
Views
2K
Anthrax
PoolePaul
P
NAD
Stupid places you've taken a pee while drunk!
Replies
37
Views
2K
RC
E-bortion
E
Hammer of Might
Stupid comments you've heard about metal??
Replies
28
Views
1K
General Metal Discussion
Hammer of Might
H
MetalAges
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA Vocalist Releases Third Book, 'Three Dots & The Guilt Machine'
Replies
0
Views
170
Metal News 2
MetalAges
M
Anglorfin
You guys might find this rant interesting
Replies
19
Views
1K
Amon Amarth
darcy
D
Top Bottom