SUBGENRE MADNESS thraed!

[MasterOLightning]

Mortiis - Alt-Troll Cavecore

Ulver - Wolfcore

 

[Anarkissed]

Atreyu - Burpcore

 

[Hubster]

Vintersorg - progressive, post-black, avantegarde metaphysical astronomy metal with a slight naturistic scandanavian pagan/folk element

ROFL! That's a killer!

Diabolical Masquerade: post-black cinematic puppet metal with bloodied shredded vocalchordisms

 

[Evan84]

gaybump

 

[Profanity]

 

[Arch]

Angeldust - Power metal meets 80's hard rock raped by electronics with a hint of thrash for the fuck of it.

 

[Pseud0]

opeth is fjord metal

haha good one

 

[Profanity]

one of the best.

 

[NFU]

children of bodom - super ego obsessed post douched vagina rock, happy circus tinged overrated scat-porn with special olympic influenced lyrics and AnGsT ridden hot topic flared birthday song derivitive fag-core worship metal.

 

[Hubster]

Immortal: Loreal Ice Metal with turpentine guzzling burps
Borknagar: Post Black Genepool Metal with influences from 70's nebulaic genuine pulses.

 

[Pseud0]

children of bodom - super ego obsessed post douched vagina rock, happy circus tinged overrated scat-porn with special olympic influenced lyrics and AnGsT ridden hot topic flared birthday song derivitive fag-core worship metal.

truer than the true.

i HATE cob

 

[deliverance]

linkin park - "distorted guitars with raplike pussy emo vox and lyrics about your g/f leaving you, and your tough childhood in the fucking suburbs, god my fucking band sucks" music

 

[Hubster]

linkin park - "distorted guitars with raplike pussy emo vox and lyrics about your g/f leaving you, and your tough childhood in the fucking suburbs, god my fucking band sucks" music

I think you also forgot to add "We have no talent thats why we need so many members", "we're actually a boy band just hiding behind distortion & turntables", and also "we find Metallica's satin bedsheets too slippery"

 

[R0l0]

linkin park - "distorted guitars with raplike pussy emo vox and lyrics about your g/f leaving you, and your tough childhood in the fucking suburbs, god my fucking band sucks" music

yeah gosh, I still don't understand why so many people listen to them
one of the wonders of the world is going down...

 

[Dreadful]

orphaned land - maggot roaming defecation scented mixed colored bug swarming watery moldy rotten slippery chunks of shit sound

 

[R0l0]

woods of ypres: pseudo intellectual whiny-screech fishnet-wearing vomit-inducing wannabe-forest-metal

 

[NFU]

last two posts = two thumbs up.

 

[Caesar Metallius]

Opeth: Music in a land of noise

 

[Profanity]

last two posts = two thumbs up.

I agree.

 

[ZeDzEdZeD]

Still Death, nice avatar, even nicer signature picture