SUBGENRE MADNESS thraed!

[JoeVice]

morbid angel is jazz

no, they are death metal

 

[NeverIsForever]

Still Life = Melindacore with a slight heretic bent

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

HEY ANDY!

How are you doing man?!

 

[PeeWee1473]

Some of these are starting to sound like band descriptions from anus.com. Of course, they're still not quite as ridiculous (no one could ever touch anus.com's band reviews for sheer thesaurus abuse).

Oh yeah, and I like NineFeet's and Looking for a Job's ongoing Nevermore/Orphaned Land bash fest. It's riveting. I like both bands, btw. The last sentence was cared about by no one.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Nortt - Pure Depressive Black Funeral Doom Metal. What's even more hilarious is that I didn't even make that up, he calls that his genre.