Tan chicks or White chicks

[Impudent]

I'm also sick of the whole tanning trend.

 

[Guthrum]

hahaha are there like zero black people where you lived then i take it?

Quite the opposite. You can't throw a rock down here without hitting one.

 

[skeptik]

Sounds nice.

edit: the always hitting a my pals when you throw a rock part

 

[Guthrum]

Yeah, but me and my buddy have set up a scoring system for if you hit one with a car.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I'm also sick of the whole tanning trend.

its gross.
Stop trying to be something you are not!

 

[Guthrum]

Yeah!

Just teasing.

 

[Trylakos]

Yeah!

Just teasing.

Damn! I ccouldn't find a suitable picture fast enough and gave up trying

 

[Guthrum]

 

[dorian gray]

haha, remember in "Ladykillers" when Tom Hanks' character says, with longing, "paler than pale"?
Anyway, tan, not tan, what's the difference? I don't know a single female on this planet that doesn't go to a tanning salon, straighten (or curl if already straight) their hair, and spend countless hours reading "In Style" magazine in an effort to look just like every other woman.
And the funny thing is: if they're not doing any of those three things, they are not hot.

 

[Susperia]

Spoken like a true Renaissance man.

 

[dorian gray]

^Thanks, hottie

 

[Impudent]

haha, remember in "Ladykillers" when Tom Hanks' character says, with longing, "paler than pale"?
Anyway, tan, not tan, what's the difference? I don't know a single female on this planet that doesn't go to a tanning salon, straighten (or curl if already straight) their hair, and spend countless hours reading "In Style" magazine in an effort to look just like every other woman.
And the funny thing is: if they're not doing any of those three things, they are not hot.

My girlfriend does none of those things, but she is hot.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

My girlfriend does none of those things, but she is hot.

.

 

[Reign in Acai]

My are you whipped.

 

[Impudent]

.

Are you agreeing with me?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yea. and no I am not whipped Bitter in Acai

 

[Reign in Acai]

yea. and no I am not whipped Bitter in Acai

Bitter about what? I'm just stating the obvious, that the "Hey Look at me I have a GF" schtick is getting old and emoing this fine forum. We know, we get it, you're porking Maren... Big FUCKING DEAL!!!

 

[Impudent]

I ain't whipped either, foo'!

 

[Reign in Acai]

I ain't whipped either, foo'!

I don't even know who you are!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Bitter about what? I'm just stating the obvious, that the "Hey Look at me I have a GF" schtick is getting old and emoing this fine forum. We know, we get it, you're porking Maren... Big FUCKING DEAL!!!

and other people do care, and have specifically asked for pictures. So fuck off.

Also, this has nothing to do with rubbing it in your face, this is merely me agreeing with something somebody said.

Take your jealousy/bitterness/grumpy old man/lord poopypantsness and aim it somewhere else.