Tan chicks or White chicks

[lizard]

prolly just women as a whole. don't forget what my sysadmin sez, a woman is just a life support system for a puss.

 

[NAD]

Is he referring to his mother being his life support? OOOOOHHHHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUUUURN

Oh yeah I got your LOL He'brew letter yesterday, cheers.

 

[lizard]

nah he says that once a woman goes into menopause she's useless to society.

He'Brew lol
I knew you'd appreciate it.

that beer (the R.I.P.A.) kicked my ass.

 

[NAD]

What a dumbass, post menopause you don't have to pull out anymore!

 

[lizard]

he hates women. attracted to them, obsessed with them, but hates the power they have over him. like a hetero Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[NAD]

You're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. Eww, you fuckin' faggot. I hate guys. I love women!

 

[Guthrum]

I had no idea this problem was so widespread...cause ya know, female orgasms are EVIL

Texas, Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Virginia, all of which have laws that limit or forbid the sale of products designed to stimulate genitalia.

That's why they always go to Tennessee for that shit.

 

[dorian gray]

whats with all the Tennessee jokes of late?

 

[Guthrum]

Not joking on Tennessee, it's true. All of the girls drive up to Tennesee for their sex toys, because they're outlawed in Alabama.

 

[lizard]

Tennessee is shakin' due to more than just the New Madrid fault line baby, YEAH

 

[dorian gray]

Not joking on Tennessee, it's true. All of the girls drive up to Tennesee for their sex toys, because they're outlawed in Alabama.

Is this for real?
btw, there was a mild uproar when Hustler opened up downtown recently. When no one really cared or noticed, the Christians were just like, "ahhh, never mind."

 

[Guthrum]

I'm afraid it's real.

Of course, I live in the only good part of Alabama, the north part. I don't know about the girls from farther down south in Alabama.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

SERIOUSLY how can you fucking like a 'pale' chick? Pale does not = naturall white complextion, pale = FUCKNIG PALE. PALE -= GROSS AHHH IM FREAKING OUT AS TO HOW ANYONE CAN FIND IT ATTRACTIVELKEAGLAJHLVE. *shudder* you are all idiots with bad taste. It's so obvious you all would like pale chicks to, that's what makes it all fucking funny. Predictable bastaradsasas 'OHHH I LIKE PALE CHICKS AND VIKINGS AND I'M ABOVE TRENDS, I LIKE SMALL TITS AND UGLY CUNTS I'M SO DEEP BLAHBLAHBLAH' kill yourself.

hahahahaha best post in this thread easily

indeed there is a difference between "not tan" and "pale"

 

[dorian gray]

Of course, I live in the only good part of Alabama

j/k South jokes get old fast

Whereabouts is Madison? Close to Huntsville or something?
Southern Alabama is an absolute shit hole btw. I refuse to go back to FL because I'd have to drive through southern AL and it's not worth it.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I refuse to go back to FL because I'd have to drive through southern AL and it's not worth it.

that's your reason?


k no more south jokes

 

[dorian gray]

that's your reason?

you just don't have any clue

edit: I *have* done it like 8 times in the past five years so maybe that has something to do with it

 

[Demilich]

here comes ME with a breakdown by religion of Alabama's populace:

Christian - 88%
Scientology - 7%
Other - 1%
Non-religious - 4%

:zombie:

this message has been brought to you courtesy of Wikipedia

 

[cthulufhtagn]

you just don't have any clue

well i *have* never been to florida, i think i'd rather stick forks in my eyes than visit a lot of places in the U.S. though

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

I watch American Thunder, the blonde chick is hot, and she wears leather all the time.

 

[dorian gray]

by FL I mean the panhandle. By panhandle I mean the Gulf o' Mexico and by Gulf O' Mexico I mean a pretentious little place called Seaside (see The Truman Show). I've never been farther south or east in the state of FL and have absolutely no desire to.