Tell me!

[lumitalvi]

Now that I´ve finally made my way allllll the way down here, how about telling me all the juicy details about your Royal Carnage??
And please don´t say "go to the pages and see for yourself". That would be boring :Smug:

 

[J.]

I once tried to pee while doing a handstand.

 

[JayKeeley]

go to the pages and....oh wait.

 

[mousewings]

It's an online magazine that offers music interviews, reviews, and concert reporting. All about metal and all quality.

It also has a reporter who is teh hott.





Rats, I'm thinking and typing without... thinking.

 

[NAD]

Sometimes I go to Royal Carnage just to have a good cry.

 

[JayKeeley]

It's an online magazine that offers music interviews, reviews, and concert reporting. All about metal and all quality.

Thanks for the kind words. Of course, we're especially proud of our numerous concert reports. Don't forget our features - the general public wouldn't even know who Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, or Testament were if it wasn't for our features. I reckon those bands owe us - especially that Steve Harris bloke.

It also has a reporter who is teh hott.

Actually, I'm the editor. :Smug:

Rats, I'm thinking and typing without... thinking.

Ditzy birds are so fucking sexy.

 

[Demonspell]

Royal Carnage is the elite publication of the modern metal scene. People of lesser comprehension fear us. We are the most ruthlessly opinionated fuckheads on UM.

 

[Black Winter Day]

learn this phrase and learn it well:

EERRIIWIRRDSS!!!!



also research the following threads:

"celtic frost" (the good one)
any of the "reason #17" threads
any of the "drunk" or "hermarred" threads
there were also some great threads concerning atrox and children of bodom... but they're gone (with good reason)

 

[NAD]

Yeah 90% of our wars are fun for the whole family, the other 10% get sent back from whence they came.

learn this phrase and learn it well:

EERRIIWIRRDSS!!!!

My shining moment of glory around here, I love it.

 

[JayKeeley]

Royal Carnage is the elite publication of the modern metal scene. People of lesser comprehension fear us. We are the most ruthlessly opinionated fuckheads on UM.

You're hired!

 

[Black Winter Day]

 

[NAD]

God damn I lived as long as a sea turtle! I'll be sure to let everyone know who shot JFK when I see everyone in hell.

 

[Ayeka]

Ditzy birds are so fucking sexy.

Mousewings is a chick? doy

 

[JayKeeley]

Don't forget our features - the general public wouldn't even know who Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, or Testament were if it wasn't for our features. I reckon those bands owe us - especially that Steve Harris bloke.

Nobody laughed at this bit, so just to clarify, I was being a tad sarcastic.

 

[NAD]

I chuckled.

I'd like to think we've helped spread some love for bands like October Falls and Woods of Ypres though.

 

[GONETribalchemy]

I chuckled.

I'd like to think we've helped spread some love for bands like October Falls and Woods of Ypres though.

at least to enlarge a bit my views (about bands I would never have checked out self, that's sure!), as musical tastes differ, and at times when I compare my playlist to yours I wonder if we're from the same planet, even if it handles about (xtrem) Metal naturally \m/
/...

 

[JayKeeley]

...at times when I compare my playlist to yours I wonder if we're from the same planet...

What, so you don't listen to Alan Parsons, Sting, Starsailor, King Crimson, and Genesis I take it?

 

[NAD]

 

[Demonspell]

No question that this forum has done its share of promotion for the deserving unknown metal bands out there, and the only people who can really accuse us of only posting cheap shots, viscious personal attacks, and other negativity are the ones dumb enough to be offended by this forum.

To BWD: Thanks...now I only have to look at the other 945 signatures mocking Profanity's stupidity.

 

[Black Winter Day]