The 5000 Worst Albums Ever?

I own these. 78 out of 5000, not bad.

Van Halen III (1998)
Metal Magic (1983)
The Spaghetti Incident? (1993)
Smells Like Children (1995)
Risk (1999)
Play Games (1996)
Crush (2000)
No Way Out (1997)
Hefty Fine (2005)
The Craving (1996)
Supersexy Swingin' Sounds (1996)
OU812 (1988)
Beautifulgarbage (2001)
Projects in the Jungle (1984)
Iowa (2001)
Balance (1995)
Diver Down (1982)
Introduce Yourself (1987)
The World Needs a Hero (2001)
I Am the Night (1985)
Stomp 442 (1995)
Suicidal for Life (1994)
Nine Lives (1997)
Without a Sound (1994)
Volume 8 - The Threat Is Real (1998)
Follow the Leader (1998)
Alive III (1993)
Attack of the A.L. People (1995)
Bringer of Blood (2003)
Technocracy (1987)
Attera Totus Sanctus (2005)
Who Made Who (1986)
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (1991)
Cryptic Writings (1997)
Live: Right Here, Right Now (1993)
Aftertaste (1997)
Sex & Religion (1993)
Contraband (2004)
Dante XXI (2006)
Trash (1989)
GN'R Lies (1988)
(These Days) (1995)
Rhythmeen (1996)
Ozzmosis (1995)
Live, The Island Years (1994)
A Little South of Sanity (1998)
It's Five o'Clock Somewhere (1995)
Insomniac (1995)
The Last Tour on Earth (1999)
The Gray Race (1996)
Power Metal (1988)
Souls of Black (1990)
Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing (1995)
New Found Power (2004)
Chimera (2004)
Down With the King (1993)
Nativity in Black II: A Tribute to Black Sabbath (2000)
From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah (1996)
God Hates Us All (2001)
Slipknot (1999)
Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds (1992)
Frozen (1998)
The Gang's All Here (1999)
Reinventing the Steel (2000)
Keep the Faith (1992)
Join the Army (1987)
Demonic (1997)
Gore Obsessed (2002)
Live: Entertainment or Death (1999)
Humanary Stew: A Tribute to Alice Cooper (1998)
Boggy Depot (1998)
America's Volume Dealer (2000)
Perseverance (2002)
True Carnage (2001)
Live at Budokan (2002)
 
I haven't heard that Crazy Frog album. Isn't that based on a cell phone ring tone or something?

It was, I believe, originally a viral video for a graphics card. My kids laugh themselves to death when I show them the video.

I've heard worse stuff in my life than Crazy Frog... but if I have to see that little fucker again with his schlong hanging down like the Merrill Lynch bull, I'm gonna cut it off of him.
 
but if I have to see that little fucker again with his schlong hanging down like the Merrill Lynch bull, I'm gonna cut it off of him.

OK, so they show a cartoon frog's ween, eh? That's enough to make it a bad album in my opinion!:lol: