The all-time worst metal album according to you

[Tide In Mind Out]

So, when women work out a whole lot and start losing body fat their boobs get smaller... if they gain weight, do their boobs get bigger?

butt of course! i lost too much weight once (too much cardio), and my boobs were the first thing to go. they came back though

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

could be boob muscles, too

yes you can get them. why, i'm flexing them now!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

they came back though

That made me giggle.

 

[Captain Beard]

Whoa you're an inch taller than me Russel! It's gonna be badass seeing you at powerfest, I'm only used to tall black people.

So, Det Som: 6'4"
Russell: 6'5"
Me: 6'7"

Is Towering Creepy Bastards still active? I think we need to let Det Som in, and Russel if he isn't as well.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yeah, my metabolism is awesome!
I've been stuck at 250 for 3 years or so

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

sure it's still active. what ever happened to yetti? he's supposed to play the glockenspiel made of bones...but, if he's not available someone else will have to.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll take it, since I was playing skull drums as well... I can make one large instrument. Now what should it be called...

 

[darkblade]

dear god, you folks dwarf me!

 

[Captain Beard]

What, you thought everyone on a forum is 5'2"?

 

[darkblade]

What, you thought everyone on a forum is 5'2"?

one can only dream...

 

[El Stormo]

darkblade...you're definitely a decent guy...even with those shirtless look at my man nipple photos... just kidding...you're one of the 2 or 3 internet people I actually like.

That's a dubious honour to say the least.

uke:uke:uke:

Oh God yes!

That's right Max, unless it's on another forum.

Haha! BUSTED!

Is that your picture as your avatar? You're 12...where are your parents?

Lurk moar fag.

Is he ready now with bitching around?!

Haha, I was going to say that too!

Being into metal used to be a badge you would proudly wear...now with the pissy little cunts(like these internet whores) who have taken the reins, it's an embarassment. I'm glad I'm passing the torch to my kids in the proper manner.

Fuck, man, listen to yourself! "A badge you proudly wear"! I don't disagree that as a fan of your music, you should try to be a good ambassador for the genre, and I appreciate the "Brothers of Metal"-philosophy (Hell, I even like Manowar!), but a "badge you proudly wear", bullshit. As if you're some elite member in an elevated society. If anyone's being a pissy cunt, it's you, for taking both this forum shit and the entire metal genre way too seriously. I'd forgotten why I thought of you as a wanker, but thanks for reminding me.

Do you have any grasp of grammar? Who could possibly understand what you're trying to say?

The sentence NoLordy made was gramatically 100% correct.

So, Det Som: 6'4"
Russell: 6'5"
Me: 6'7"

I'm 1.90 metres, so that's 6' 2.8"... and I thought I was tall!


Now, that said, Danzig's 5:Blackacidevil is pretty terrible. I love Danzig, but that album revived the gag reflex Warrel killed when he made Jim swallow.

Another contender for shit album by a usually decent band is of course Judas Priest's Point of Entry. What a disgrace. If you're going to make a pussy album just to cash in, at least make it some decent pussy music. Although, in Rob's case I should probably call it "asshole music". Turbo was ill in the same bed, albeit slightly less.

And who could forget the piece of shyte that was Iced Earth's The Glorious Burden. "How could they? Why would they?"... Terrible, just terrible. And it had nothing to do with Tim Owens, it was all Jon's fault. I'm glad they made serious improvements with Framing Armageddon, and now Matt's back, I hope Jon'll come back to his senses. I still think it's a shame for Owens though.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Fantastic.

 

[Dead Winter]

Shnarf.

 

[darkblade]

hey, remember when we talked about pizza?... me too.

 

[FretsAflame]

Has Will said DHIADW yet?

 

[FretsAflame]

By the way I vote anything and everything ever released by Dragonforce.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I like Behemoth.

 

[Lunar Still]

I like Nevermore.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Who is Nevermore?

Do you mean Nevermoe?

 

[EricT]

So, how has this thread gone on without mentioning Reroute To Remain, Soundtrack to your escape, Come Clarity, and whatever the fuck their new one is called?

Those are easily some of the worst, most disapointing, albums to ever come out.

Arch Enemy's Anthems of Rebellion, Doomsday Machine, both have their spots in the worst of all time list.

Kreator's Outcast... Slayer's Diabolus In Musica... Destruction's The Least Successful Human Cannonbal... Anything Sepultura has released.

Black Sabbath's Forbidden.

The list could go on forever.