I dunno...not sure if that beats out the Minneapolis based band "Fuck God In The Face". The single coolest name I've ever heard.
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I dunno...not sure if that beats out the Minneapolis based band "Fuck God In The Face". The single coolest name I've ever heard.
Terminal Spirit Disease
Metal Warrior
Would have to be a project I was apart of called Fatal Disease, we suggested the name as a joke to the founding member, appeared he took us a little to seriesouly lol.
FailingAcension
Spiffy, eh?
Terminal Spirit Disease
Metal Warrior
lmao we wish, he was the biggest twat ever known to the music industry, and yes he was worse than corey from slipknot he had about as much talent as my ass!
Put it this way he started off as a bassist and every one mocked him and he couldn't handle it, so then he went to vocals which happens to be my profession, that lasted for about 2 weeks till I played him some of my work compared to his, so now he's a drummer without a drum kit lmao. So not only was the band name gay so was the founding member of it.
Put it this way he started off as a bassist and every one mocked him and he couldn't handle it, so then he went to vocals which happens to be my profession, that lasted for about 2 weeks till I played him some of my work compared to his, so now he's a drummer without a drum kit lmao. So not only was the band name gay so was the founding member of it.
FailingAcension
Spiffy, eh?
Astrochicken
SMAAAAASH!!!
Anorexia Nervosa
jesus, that's just beyond words..
I'd also have to choose the one about the Nuns w/ late menstrual cycles.
jesus, that's just beyond words..
I'd also have to choose the one about the Nuns w/ late menstrual cycles.
One of My Old Friends was the guitarist in a Death/ Black/ Grind band called Cryptic Injection. Which is quite a fucked up name
varg9
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well in israel one band has the banal name in earht:
spawn! i mean what tha fuck!?
or many stupid like: evil, azazel, arallu, come on its easy!
open the necrononicon book and make you another banal name
i think its stupid- whats wrong with peopole? did they lost their mind?
i dont get it.
spawn! i mean what tha fuck!?
or many stupid like: evil, azazel, arallu, come on its easy!
open the necrononicon book and make you another banal name
i think its stupid- whats wrong with peopole? did they lost their mind?
i dont get it.
manuelgv
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varg9
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never more- tristania- children of bodom-altar- and a good one: turbo neggro- ABAZAGORATH-ABNEGATION - just get in to BLACK METAL.COM and klick A
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spaffe
Geisterglut
Dead Winter
STAHP
Old Man's Child...how horrible.
Also, I saw some hick band called Nervous Pervis and the Jitters. Don't ask.
If you think about it, Metallica is a really gay name. Great band back in the day, but in my book, if you say the word "metal" in your name or in your music, and it's referring to the genre of music, you are as gay as Liberace. See also Manowar. If I have to hear one more fucking gay line like "We are the warriors of meh-tul...the gates of Valhalla welcome us" or some shit like that I'm going to go apeshit. They remind me of Stryper, I'm not kidding. "Soooldiers UUUUnder Command!!" Or, "He's the rock the rock that makes me roooollll rock n' roooolllll" LMFAO!!!! Actually the riffs in that song were pretty cool. If Manowar is "true" metal, then I'll be false as shit. I'll take my Emperor, Megadeth, My Dying Bride, and Anathema and go home.
Also, Danger Danger is dumb, just plain stupid. Alot of death metal bands have really cheesy gory names, i.e. Severe Torture, which was brought up earlier. Or how about The Great Kat...great musician, wacked out chick.
Honorable mentions for gayness:
the kovenant
meat beat manifesto
the the
pet shop boys
spank the monkey
better than ezra, although a good straight rock/pop band
butthole surfers, although it's funny as hell
limp bizkit
korn
linkin park
theater of tragedy
faith and the muse
i could go on and on.....
Also, I saw some hick band called Nervous Pervis and the Jitters. Don't ask.
If you think about it, Metallica is a really gay name. Great band back in the day, but in my book, if you say the word "metal" in your name or in your music, and it's referring to the genre of music, you are as gay as Liberace. See also Manowar. If I have to hear one more fucking gay line like "We are the warriors of meh-tul...the gates of Valhalla welcome us" or some shit like that I'm going to go apeshit. They remind me of Stryper, I'm not kidding. "Soooldiers UUUUnder Command!!" Or, "He's the rock the rock that makes me roooollll rock n' roooolllll" LMFAO!!!! Actually the riffs in that song were pretty cool. If Manowar is "true" metal, then I'll be false as shit. I'll take my Emperor, Megadeth, My Dying Bride, and Anathema and go home.
Also, Danger Danger is dumb, just plain stupid. Alot of death metal bands have really cheesy gory names, i.e. Severe Torture, which was brought up earlier. Or how about The Great Kat...great musician, wacked out chick.
Honorable mentions for gayness:
the kovenant
meat beat manifesto
the the
pet shop boys
spank the monkey
better than ezra, although a good straight rock/pop band
butthole surfers, although it's funny as hell
limp bizkit
korn
linkin park
theater of tragedy
faith and the muse
i could go on and on.....
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