The America thread

[Lunar Still]

FUCK YEAH!

 

[Captain Beard]

I am from America, the American country, in North America. I am an American.

 

[Dead Winter]

COMIN' OUT TO SAVE THUH MUTHAFUCKIN' DAY YEAAAHH!!!!

 

[Chromatose]

Italian-American thread is more like it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Did I mention I speak American English? In America!

 

[Calamitas1786]

THE BACONATOR!!

 

[Dead Winter]

I was the first to post all the nasty stereotypes in the Italy thread, so I'll go ahead and post all the nasty American stereotypes:

Fat, arrogant, ugly and stupid.

Wow, that's kind of a short list. I don't know if that's good or bad.

TBH, that kinda sums me up to a T.

 

[Dead Winter]

THE BACONATOR!!

Goddamn you.

 

[Lunar Still]

 

[Captain Beard]

I've had one of those. But this is a real burger:

 

[Dead Winter]

I was speaking to a colleague the other day and she thought that the only fast food in the US was McDonald's and that that's all Americans ever eat.

I punched her in her appendix.

 

[Dead Winter]

I've had one of those. But this is a real burger:

I could eat that in a couple of days.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I've had one of those. But this is a real burger:

That.........is..........GLORIOUS!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

it's at Denny's Beer Barrel.

Located in Beautiful Central Pennsylvania in the Wonderful Town of Clearfield.

1452 Woodland Road Clearfield, Pa

 

[Metal head87]

More American stereotypes:
In debt, miserable at home, miserable at work, lacks any sense of taste, looks for quantity over quality, on some kind of prescription drug for a pseudo-ailment, raises pain in the ass brats etc

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

sings like David Bowie " I'm afraid of American's "

of course all american's drive big SUVs, because we are all so fat, normal sized cars cannot haul us around.

 

[Dead Winter]

That hamburger reminds me of Honey I Shrunk the Kids, where they find a crumb of a Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie and they gorge themselves on it.

 

[Calamitas1786]

ignorance to condoms

 

[Dead Winter]

of course all american's drive big SUVs, because we are all so fat, normal sized cars cannot haul us around.

Have you ever been to Louisiana?

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

thankfully, NO.