The America thread

[Captain Beard]

Because I'd like to be a professional food critic and it's central to their job. Like being italian.

 

[Dead Winter]

Seriously, the US has lots of wonderful things about it. Low taxes, good jobs, lots of space, lots of convenience, lots of options, etc. It just depends on what you want out of life.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Food is the thing we Americans live for! why else are we so damned fat

 

[Captain Beard]

To be able to be lazy the rest of my life (of course, keeping exercise up to maintain strength, but general laziness otherwise) and pretty much go aout my pirating habits without being bothered.

 

[Dead Winter]

Because I'd like to be a professional food critic and it's central to their job. Like being italian.

See, it's funny when you say it because it's not a poorly-veiled attempt at backhanded, patronizing sarcasm that comes from a feebler mind.

 

[Rebourne]

Sigh, it's just the southern half.

 

[Captain Beard]

Food is the thing we Americans live for! why else are we so damned fat

Since when did you get fat? Last time I saw you, you weren't big enough to be made into a pair of socks for me, let alone a brand new suit of skin.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

America? You mean North Mexico, right?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, he means everything from Texas and Oklahoma, east.

 

[Lunar Still]

I love living in this country...I just also love to make fun of it.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Russell, your signature is awesome.

WELEASE WOGEW!

 

[Lunar Still]

He's a wobber!
And a wapist!
And a pickpocket!
.....

 

[Kvlt Wench]

- If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
- I do!
- Oh yeah, how much?
- A lot!
- Right, you're in.

 

[Captain Beard]

Stop making want to watch it!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm not a roman, mum! I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

 

[Dead Winter]

I love living in this country...I just also love to make fun of it.

Yes but you are one of the minority. Americans can't stand criticism by other people and usually respond in a most intelligent way in the vein of, "We'll bomb the hell out of you."

 

[Chromatose]

I've had one of those. But this is a real burger:

80 pounds of beef is a lovely sight to behold.

 

[James Woods]

America > Italy.

 

[Dead Winter]

You guys were talking about Red Robin the other day and now I'm craving the hell out of it. I haven't had it since I lived in Alaska and had forgotten all about it.

 

[Lunar Still]

Yes but you are one of the minority. Americans can't stand criticism by other people and usually respond in a most intelligent way in the vein of, "We'll bomb the hell out of you."

I hate that. How could you not laugh at the shit that goes on in this country? Our forefathers were a bunch of drunk tax-evaders that dressed up as Indians and started their rebellion by making Boston harbor into a giant teacup!

ALSO:

I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith!