the ask söy thread

Why did you steal Gonzo's thread?
Do you actually expect your thread to be more popular than his?
And in your avatar, do you think that looks like a women's figure?

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Cliff Burton: I'll answer that question for him. Tommmmmmmmyyyyyyy cuz it's such a cuter name. I mean originally it would be Tom and i like the high "o" sound and the m is like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. So Tommy is delicious.
 
Dear Soy,

Kotex or Always?

:lol:
neither; tampax

Why did you steal Gonzo's thread?
Do you actually expect your thread to be more popular than his?
And in your avatar, do you think that looks like a women's figure?
1. because i was drunk
2. no it was tongue-in-cheek
3. no... it reminds me of guinness you dumbass

Soy: Jason or Tommy, who was the better Power Ranger?

well they both have their respectable merits... jason for being the original and because red > white (COLOR OF BLOOOOOD FTW) but tommy was cool in the first movie... also he was green for a bit too and green is rad.

but in the end it doesnt matter because power rangers still suck :lol:

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get that shit out of my thread pacifier
 
Soy, why do i try to stay in shape if i insist on drinking heavily. Should i grow up and stop drinking?

i have the same dilemma my friend; i am in shape... except when it comes to the beer keg i haul along...

but then i remember beer is awesome!

so in other words... nahhh just tell the other cops that you prefer alcohol to their doughnuts
 
OMG, do you think if there's another "Alexi sighting" online, he'll reply to my crazy-obsessed comments and it'll really be him?