The Official "Ask God-Thread"

[Chamet]

this shit is fuckin old...
so I agree with codi and gonzo...epic fail.

 

[Undefined]

u r all going 2 hell

 

[Chamet]

God's a woman

God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is eya. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
I'm a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

 

[KillerGon]

Me:
Chocolate Rain

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:
Some stay dry and others feel the pain

God:
Some may stay dry and others feel the pain, but not all.

Me:
Chocolate Rain

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me:
A baby born will die before the sin

God:
What is it?

Me:
Chocolate Rain

God:
Oh now I understand it.

Me:
The school books say it can't be here again

God:
Once more? I hear you.

Me:
Chocolate Rain

God:
Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:
The prisons make you wonder where it went

God:
I have never heard about it.

Me:
**I move away from the mic to breathe in

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said move away from the mic to breathe in.

 

[<-Warheart->]

Isn't this thread basically the equivalent to the "Official Ask <-Warheart-> Thread"?

 

[KillerGon]

who the hell rated this thread with 5 stars??? :zombie:

 

[Undefined]

who the hell rated this thread with 5 stars??? :zombie:

This guy:

 

[Kochon]

^

Me:
your topic of the COBOT is a complete failure but its still funny to talk with ya cause your bot is such a dumbass
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am topic of the COBOT is a complete failure but its still funny to talk with ya cause my bot is such a dumbass.

Me:
yea i agree to have anal sex with you
God:
I'm glad we agree. Why do you want it? You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Me:
asians nude
God:
I've been waiting for you.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

 

[Swabs]

flyingv_gay......Fuck off.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

i won't do u this favor, faggot

 

[Swabs]

Why not? Everyone thinks you're retarded anyway, go be an hero like Night_Reaper.

 

[Dunununuuu-NUNUNU]

Me:
Okay?
God:
What you said was too complex for me.

 

[Kochon]

^

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Why not? Everyone thinks you're retarded anyway, go be an hero like Night_Reaper.

if it'd be like it...ask some ppl like sqee, princess wildchild or jmbullet, gonzo...and btw...if u know that this thread is retarded, why do u spend ur time with answering to it what is even more of an epic fail?

 

[Swabs]

Understandable English plz.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^man wtf everyone can read my english...

 

[Swabs]

if it'd be like it...ask some ppl like sqee, princess wildchild or jmbullet, gonzo...and btw...if u know that this thread is retarded, why do u spend ur time with answering to it what is even more of an epic fail?

Bold = grammar mistakes.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

dude...i know...but why should i write understandable english if u don't even care about my posts? this is fuckin' self pwnage

 

[jmbullet]

Who cares if his English is not perfect, I always understand what he means.... and I'm not the only one