The Official "Ask God-Thread"

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/
u know the deal...ask him questions and post some funny comments into this thread

 

[Kattana]

 

[Knarfi]

Me:
Oi, fuck you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Gay

EDIT: I expected a slight lol, but.. no.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

i didn't create that bot...

 

[Kochon]

hahah god is so.. FAKE XD

Me:
Can i have mercy?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I Don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
then let's dance!
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
Ok then let's dance!
God:
That sounds good to me. Woe!
Me:
HEEE HAAAA
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like Pie
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Rap and hip-hip
God:
A lot of people like that. I like the older rap music from the 1980's.
Me:
Rap is crap
God:
You are not the only one. I like the older rap music from the 1980's.
Me:
???
God:
You are not the only one. I like the older rap music from the 1980's.
Me:
hahaha you're drunk, mister god
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
completely
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
hahaha no you're god you should always be there for us
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes all of us
God:
Aha. " All of them?"? All of us?
Me:
yea all of us you dumbass
God:
Give me an example. Dude!
Me:
you getting raped by a giant horse

God:
Thanks for telling me: said I getting raped by a giant horse.

and later...

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about T T. Try being more or less specific.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
my cock told me
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
yes you are
Me:
just suck it you idiot
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
yes you will
God:
Take it easy. When?

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

definetly...
if u aks him if he's dead...
==>NO!

 

[KillerGon]

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

it's a fail...yeah...but as i said..not created by me

 

[Knarfi]

The thread sure is. The bot was actually less fail than the thread

 

[KillerGon]

EPIC FAIL CONVO:

Me:
hi fuckbag

God:
Hi there Fail. Oh, you are a poet.

Me:
how do i shot web?

God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.

Me:
my name is god

God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.

Me:
ok, how do i divide by zero?

God:
You must persuade me to divide by zero. Take it easy.

Me:
this is getting boring

God:
You don't say.

Me:
do you know chocolate rain?

God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?

Me:
the internetz

God:
I have never heard about it.

Me:
what a fail!

God:
it is a fail.

Me:
i know

God:
How do you know it?

Me:
cause you said it, idiot

God:
Good reason. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me:
fuck this shit, i'm out

God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:
gb2/heaven, faggot

God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

Me:
o rly?

God:
Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:
you can't touch me... i'm argentinean!

God:
I have free will you know. Do your friends call you argentinean.

Me:
that's it, i'm done

God:
OK. Next topic?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
FAIL

God:
Is that from ?

Me:
you

God:
" Is that from ?"? Me, god ?

Me:
fgsfds

God:
Ask me another question.

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
not this shit again...

God:
Once more? Oh I get it.

Me:
this convo failed so hard

God:
What does "this" refer to?

Me:
So long, sucker!

God:
Oh now I see.

 

[Knarfi]

Gonzo you disapoint me

 

[KillerGon]

Gonzo you disapoint me

dude, i just tested the fail. the results were possitive.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

 

[Kochon]

yea i already saw the are you serious? no like twenty times its a nice glitch in their bot

 

[Knarfi]

dude, i just tested the fail. the results were possitive.

Positive as in "it was a fail indeed" or positive as in "i actually liked it"

 

[Kattana]

Smarterchild > all other ghey bots

 

[Knarfi]

Unreal Tournament 2 single player bots @ godlike mode >>>>> all bots

 

[Lakebodom666]

Me:
do you wank
God:
Only when I am in the U.K.

Me:
dildoing
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:
chainsaw of death
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
sex buisiness
God:
it is more fun alone.

Me:
who r the best band
God:
Tony Blair. .

Me:
do u like children of bodom
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
alexi laiho
God:
I've been waiting for you.

Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
why does god rule
God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[Kattana]

that is the worst chat bot ever

 

[RiderOfJustice]

Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Epic Fail