The Bathtub Test

[rebirth]

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

 

[ShadowsWithin]

sneaky

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

damn fell for it

 

[Jasonic]

Dat was some funny shizzy right der...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahah

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What is this, myspace?


Next up you'll be posting something about the ghost of a dead girl, and if we don't repost it 24 times, the ghost will come haunt us and our left foot will fall off.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

all the the pics in th sexy pics thread will be taken from the "fat chick angle"...

 

[Jace_Mereel]

While blowing pseudo-kisses and making the gansta peace sign.

Rebirth, how could you?

 

[Narmoth]

to pull the plug isn't allways the right ansver:

About 20 years ago, two 17-year-old friends named Ronnie and Steve were bored and scrounging about for something to do. They noticed that Steve's father had thrown out his old hot tub to make room for the new one, and they decided to sail it across a nearby canal. I don't know exactly how deep this canal is, but I do know that it is a major shipping channel with a horrendous undertow. It is at least 200 yards across.
Ronnie and Steve arrive at the canal, put the hot tub in, and are happy to find that it floats. They climb in and manage to paddle a quarter of the way across the canal. By this time, quite a bit of water has splashed in, and is sloshing around the bottom of the hot tub. They decide that they need to remove this water. They reasoned, "Since the water is coming in over the sides, if we pull out this drain plug, the water will go out the hole." So they pull out the plug, and you can imagine what happened next. Luckily, it was a slow day in the shipping channel, and the Coast Guard rescued them within an hour. They were freezing cold, but unhurt.

thsi is from darwinawards.com, exact link here

 

[Dead Winter]

Luckily, it was a slow day in the shipping channel, and the Coast Guard rescued them within an hour. They were freezing cold, but unhurt.

thsi is from darwinawards.com, exact link here

That should read UNLUCKILY, because people that stupid should be drowned.

 

[Narmoth]

I think the one who wrote it knew the people. So he thought it was lucky they stayed alive

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

did you know those people?

 

[JenniferGentle]

While blowing pseudo-kisses and making the gansta peace sign.

Don't forget... the picture will be on it's side.

 

[Lunar Still]

The hot tub story still doesn't beat that guy who tried to convert the lioness to Christianity.

Right, Karen?

 

[neal]

or the three morons in SF that just got fucked up by the tiger they were taunting and throwing shit at.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

the beauty of natural selection at work...

 

[StAngerTriviumknotAx7]

WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE THREADS OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR? BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS IN 5 MORE THREADS

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

*farples*

 

[Captain Beard]

Saw that one coming.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Saw that one coming.

Only because I lifted a cheek.