The Bitch Thread - complain about ANYTHING you want here

[JayKeeley]

OK here goes:

What the FUCK is up with the UM forums? This is beyond a joke - I've lost so many posts, and I'm tired of copying them into a word document incase the server crashes mid way through posting.

I say, wipe out the web servers and reinstall the OLD version of the software, when it worked without fail (and looked better too).

*rant over*

 

[NAD]

DITTO!!!! It's driving me fucking nuts!!! I have gotten into the habit of copying everything I type in a reply because I KNOW it won't go through the first time!!!

Also... FUCKING SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!!! This place is really starting to bother me. So much beautiful land but the fucking BLM closes it all down so we're all packed in with all the ASSHOLES like FUCKING SARDINES!!!

I never had much of a problem with LA until I went to San Francisco, everyone up there is so nice and polite!!! People drive the speed limit!!! They don't cut you off and then get pissed off and throw a cigarette butt at you after THEY cut YOU off!!!

Done.

 

[Nate The Great]

I'm tired of this UM server too. I'd ask Mark about it, but I'm sure he's more annoyed than anybody else. Hopefully he has something figured out soon.

 

[Dark One]

Could not agree more about the ridiculous server. One of the most frustrating, annoying servers I've ever seen. It's like 75% of the time it crashes. I mean, seriously, fix the damn thing. I can handle a couple of days of problems once in awhile, but this is flat out continuous on a daily basis.

Oh yeah, and I'm still way too chunky, I need to work out more and eat better. hehe

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh yeah, and I'm still way too chunky, I need to work out more and eat better. hehe

"Chunky". Heh heh heheheheheheee......

My advice: stop drinking alcohol and do heroin instead. You won't even have to go the gym or nothing. You can sell your old power metal CDs to feed the habit. Apparently, heroin dealers in Philadelphia accept Manowar albums as collateral.

 

[JayKeeley]

I'd like to bitch about not being able to see the actual posts...fucks sake.

 

[Nightmarez]

Werd.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

I'd like to bitch about how some asshole stole the license plate off my car yesterday.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

I'd also like to say, fuck Peaceville for constantly re-releasing cds I already have with an extra track.

 

[Dark One]

"Chunky". Heh heh heheheheheheee......

My advice: stop drinking alcohol and do heroin instead. You won't even have to go the gym or nothing. You can sell your old power metal CDs to feed the habit. Apparently, heroin dealers in Philadelphia accept Manowar albums as collateral.

Man, FINALLY able to access the damn thing.

LOL!! My Manowar cd's would probably be among the first to go, well, except for maybe Battle Hymns.

 

[NAD]

UBB code pisses me off, it took me 45 minutes to hyperlink the RC banner on another site I post on. Grrrrr....

 

[HarmonyDies....]

All these black and lebanese people are after me, because i was joking around on the internet. oh well, they can never find me. I was just pretending to be a nazi, they took it to seriosuly though.

 

[Demonspell]

If you're going to complain about UM's downtime, bitch about the waste of flesh who hacked the system in the first place...

 

[NAD]

Yeah, fuck that guy/gal/thing.

 

[JayKeeley]

I'd like to bitch about how some asshole stole the license plate off my car yesterday.

What the fuck? Why would anyone do that? Was it a personalized plate or something?

 

[JayKeeley]

All these black and lebanese people are after me, because i was joking around on the internet. oh well, they can never find me. I was just pretending to be a nazi, they took it to seriosuly though.

That's the thing about the internet. If you can pretend to be a nazi, then half of them can pretend to be black or lebanese. I'm sure there are a million Eminems and Vanilla Ice's out there who won't declare their true skin color (and only type in Ebonics).

 

[JayKeeley]

OK I want to bitch about shitty movie scripts. I saw "Wrong Turn" last night - since it was hailed as the next "Deliverance". Jeez, this is just another MTV movie with chicks in small shirts running around screaming in the woods. And they don't even get the goods out for all to see in their glory.

There's nothing worse than poking holes in the script while your watching a bad movie. The director and script writer should know better, and this Wrong Turn movie could not have had more flaws if they tried.

And this movie was 1 hour 5 minutes long. What a rip off. It was like a tv episode.

And while I'm at it - aren't the X Men supposed to be superheroes who kick butt? Why are they such pussies in the films? What's the point of having some geeky Ice Boy if he's not going to use his ice powers?

Between Xavier and Magneto, I'm with Magneto all the way baby. That Xavier should get back on his Enterprise spaceship and fly off into a blackhole. Bald git.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

What the fuck? Why would anyone do that? Was it a personalized plate or something?

No, it's the same crappy plate I've had for like 10 years and 3 different cars. I have no fucking idea why someone would take it, unless to put on their car without a plate. Pissed me right off. I'll tell you this though: There have been many signs lately, but this one has put me over the edge. I'm moving the fuck out of the ghetto asap.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

OK I want to bitch about shitty movie scripts. I saw "Wrong Turn" last night - since it was hailed as the next "Deliverance". Jeez, this is just another MTV movie with chicks in small shirts running around screaming in the woods. And they don't even get the goods out for all to see in their glory.

Heh... I saw it a couple of days ago. It was enjoyable junk, but I didn't expect anything more. Dushku is hot a fuck...

 

[JayKeeley]

No, it's the same crappy plate I've had for like 10 years and 3 different cars. I have no fucking idea why someone would take it, unless to put on their car without a plate. Pissed me right off. I'll tell you this though: There have been many signs lately, but this one has put me over the edge. I'm moving the fuck out of the ghetto asap.

That means you'll have to leave Detroit altogether right? You know the car with your plate is going to be a getaway vehicle right?

And yeah, Dushku is seriously good looking. You should check her out in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....