The Bitch Thread - complain about ANYTHING you want here

[Weapon X]

I hate when ppl insist on talking through out a movie.

I went to see a movie with this chick from work and she wouldn't shut up. Half way thro the film she's in a fight with someone else cause she wouldn't shut it. I tried to hide but it's pretty damn hard. After the movie all she would do is bitch about what happened, she couldn't understand that ppl actually like to hear the movie as well as see it. Stupid bitch.

And one last thing, what it with these b-boys with fat mufflers, to make the car sound like a race car (broken muffler). 2am it's annoying. and supt up rice racers, fucker it's just a 4 cylinder! Ain't no speed demon!

 

[bloodfiredeath]

That means you'll have to leave Detroit altogether right? You know the car with your plate is going to be a getaway vehicle right?

Yep, suburbs here I come. I'm not thrilled with the prospect, but living in the city for years now has taken a toll. When I first moved here I was poor and this was the best I could afford. That's long changed and I need to get off my lazy ass and do something about it.

As for my old plate, it's not associated to me anymore, so they can do whatever they want. If a cop sees it, they should see that it's an illegal plate. Knowing my luck though, I'll get blamed for something...

 

[JayKeeley]

I hate when ppl insist on talking through out a movie.

Right - like when people come in after a shopping spree, have a conversation with some friend they haven't seen in a while, answer their cellphone every two minutes, and make sure the crying kid is sucking down on the milk bottle.

Movie theatre managers need to start discriminating as to who should be allowed into the cinema. What's the point of rating movies otherwise? If I go to an 'R' rated movie, I don't expect to see 5 year olds in there.

 

[NAD]

I'm just glad DVDs come out 3 months after the movie hits the theatre. That way I can watch what I want drinking good beer instead of having to smuggle in cans (blasphemy) of Natural Ice.

Those loud ass coffee can mufflers suck, every night about 1500 of them drive down my street at 6000rpms, annoying as hell.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

This is a hilarious thread.

I fucking cannot stand bad drivers. I seriously cannot stand them. They make me insane. They make me want to rip their arms off and beat them to death with the bloody stumps! Heh. Of course, I live in Jersey and the drivers around here will do that to you...[/rant]

Phew!

That feels better! Uh, don't take all that psycho murder stuff, I was uh, just kidding

 

[Nightmarez]

Ugh, fuck acting with out thinking. And fuck the 'Let's go back to being friends' speech.

I can't stand it when women try to justify their lack of thought with "I made a mistake... our friendship means to much to me to throw away" Ugh. Then I don't hear a call, or get a call returned back in two months. Fuck. It. All.[/rant]

Man, that does make me feel better. :Spin:

 

[haddsie]

I'm sick of the gd fucking rain and cold weather here in the Northeast! It's supposed to be summer now and I want to start wearing cute summer clothes, but nooooo, we have to have a thunderstorm 5 out of 7 days per week.

 

[lizard]

this has been a rainy spring. but I like rain. the more the better. and clouds, towering thunderheads. and sweeping blizzards, and hail storms. yes. oh yes.

although the idea of women in cute summer skimpy clothes is a plus.

 

[NAD]

Friends who can't fucking handle women. One of my closest bros is such an anus when it comes to women, had to go pick his ass up at the pub last night because he'd been drowning away his infantile "sorrows" all evening. He's casually dating some chick for 2 months, then he kisses a girl whom he pined for for many a year, and broke it off with the first girl (who cares, he never even brought her around to hang out). So last night he says "we had a future together..." like a dumb drunk fuck. Why does anyone want to add drama to situations like this, especially a guy? I told him last week "you need to sit back and enjoy what you have, you take this shit waaaaaay too seriously." Bah.

Ahhh... relief. Scantily clad women are good, still waiting for the heat over here as well (more so to listen to Zeppelin and Black Sabbath though).

 

[NAD]

FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER MOTHER FUCK FUCK MICROSOFT!!!!!!!

This user friendly bullshit has got to go, it should be called MORON FRIENDLY because you have to be one for Microsoft to be anything but headache inducing.

 

[Demonspell]

That reminds me, computer illiteracy is one of my pet peeves, along with friends and relatives asking needless questions...

 

[JayKeeley]

...So last night he says "we had a future together..." like a dumb drunk fuck. Why does anyone want to add drama to situations like this, especially a guy? I told him last week "you need to sit back and enjoy what you have, you take this shit waaaaaay too seriously."

No, that's when you tell him that you banged her last night. But joking aside, it's weird how guys tend to mourn over break ups much moreso than girls. Its a genetic malfunction. Girls will go out on the town with their friends, and guys will shoot up heroin or something.

Ahhh... relief. Scantily clad women are good, still waiting for the heat over here as well (more so to listen to Zeppelin and Black Sabbath though).

Scantilly clad office chicks rule. I have a bunch of them in my office.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

You do? *pant* That was always the best part of working in an office. Now, the only scantily clad woman in my office is me, and let me tell you, that's not a pretty sight.

 

[NAD]

SHIT. Lost the post. Damn Microsoft and UM. Attempt to recreate...

No, that's when you tell him that you banged her last night.

He wouldn't have even thought that was funny, he's such a tool when it comes to girls. I'm close friends with the one girl involved and she told me "he keeps calling me freakin' out saying 'we need to talk...' Shit dude, we kissed! ONCE!"

Scantily clad women here... no. The only two hot ones are rather pregnant right now. Some coworker daughters are pretty hot though... the visit from time to time. I'm at least 20 years younger than the median age, don't worry.

Hey Mark, got a webcam?

 

[NAD]

I FUCKING HATE PLAYING TICKET BITCH!!!! All my friends want to go to the Primus show, but of course I'm left holding the bag and buying the tix. Well now there are more people that want to go then I bought tickets for, and the show is SOLD OUT. Thankfully a second show was added but it would have been much easier if someone else would have landed on the fucking grenade and purchased a handful of tickets themselves.

Last time I did this was for Tool several years ago and I SWORE I would never do it again... I'm starting to remember why.

Done.

 

[JayKeeley]

THREE HOURS OF STANDSTILL TRAFFIC TO GO 45 MILES THIS MORNING. NEW JERSEY IS FULL OF FAT LAZY CUNTS. ALL BECAUSE OF RUBBERNECKING. PEOPLE STOP TO GAWK AT AN ACCIDENT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD.

IF THEY WORK IN MANHATTAN, WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DRIVING IN TO THE CITY FROM NJ? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE TRAIN? WHY DO FAT NJ PEOPLE INSIST ON DRIVING THEIR FORD EXPLORERS INTO MANHATTAN?

HOW IS IT THAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS $87B TO REBUILD IRAQ - THE COUNTRY IT JUST DESTROYED FROM BOMBS AND 9 YEARS OF IMPOSED SANCTIONS - CAN'T EVEN GET PUBLIC TRANSPORT WORKING AT A DECENT LEVEL. SHOULD IT REALLY BE CALLED "TRANSPORT" WHEN IT'S ONE TRAIN PER HOUR?

WORST PART: I COME INTO WORK, EXPLAIN WHY I'M LATE, AND MY HOOKNOSED BOSS STARTS DEFENDING FAT NJ DRIVERS. UNBELIEVABLE.

You know, I actually feel better now.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

Public Transport... what's that?

 

[NAD]

Yeah, no shit. I think I saw that in a movie once... the Big Bus or something.

People here live in Big Bear and drive to work in Los Angeles every morning, approx. 80 miles. They leave at 4am to arrive at 8am, alone, in their 9 passenger SUVs. What kind of life is that?

 

[lurch70]

I hate assholes with tinted windows that do not use turn signals at intersections ... it is like fucking playing a guessing game. Why do fucking people have fucking tints in their car anyway ... if you are such a recluse and do not want poeple to see you... stay the fuck home.

I also hate ... when coming home at 3 AM with a girl and I am in front of my home and she told me a half hour before that she will stay over ... and then decides at the last minute that she wants to go home afterall ... AGHHHHHHHH! (this happened last night ... fucknuts)

 

[NAD]

I hate California cops that make me remove my tint.

(I always use my blinker though, even if I'm the only person on a deserted road in the middle of the night.)