The Bitch Thread - complain about ANYTHING you want here

[NAD]

Dear Non-functioning direct deposit:

I FUCKGIN HATE YOU FUCKING YOUF FUCKING YOU MNAD EME FUCKING BOUNCE TWO FUCKING CHECKS IN TWO WEEKS NOW COSTING ME FIFITY FUCKING DOLLARS IN BANKDING FEES FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!11111111

I hate money.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Nad

 

[NAD]

Yes?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

no

 

[NAD]

I think you've made more posts as KINGNAD in the past 2 days than you have your "normal" account for the past month.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

not really bitching but just sad that i'll be leaving chromatose for who knows how long next week. goin' to dallas to have my leg sliced open yay!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ok i will bitch about how badly chrome's sister treats her on/off boyfriend billy. poor billy , he truly loves her despite her games. last time he spent the night i knew something was wrong because he slept on the couch and not with her. just like that, she'll say "oh we aren't together anymore and i have a new boyfriend." she brought some new guy home with her, "adam" pffft wtf, some gay ass. and they slept in a tent together last night. but when she's done with him she'll take billy back for a while, then kick him again to get a new boyfriend. then take billy back for a while. when will she realize she just needs to stay with billy and be happy BITCH.

 

[J.]

Sounds like Billy needs a good ass-whoopin for putting up with that shit. Move on already.

But yeah, she needs to get herpes.

 

[NAD]

I think the power of this whiny thread got to ct_thrash.

I would never say "poor guy" to someone in that situation. You're a dumbass for staying in one. I had a friend that his woman was obviously cheating on him (she would spend a weekend with random dudes and come back with a neckful of hickies) and he kept saying "well I know she didn't have sex with them!" What do you say to a person like that? I said "you're a dumbfuck" and he eventually left her.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

haha there's flowers upstairs, probably from billy. he does that when she's dumped him. yeah, he does just need to move on i guess. she really causes too much stress for him. silly vegan emo girls. theyz no good

 

[J.]

Confucious say: "Grow some balls and tell her she a bitch. When she want to give make-up blowjob, say OK. While squirting in her mouth, aim little higher and get baby-batter in her eye. Then walk out door, and go fuck her best friend."

 

[Black Winter Day]

Dreamlord, that is probably the best thing you've ever said.

 

[NAD]

Confucious said it. It does rule though.

 

[Hell Mike]

Having a fever, cold, sore throat and broken pelvis at the same time sucks. I don't want your pity, I want your CANDY!!!1 Address at the Nasheim site.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

awww...and how did you break your pelvis?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i don't believe that

IT MUST BE SEX.



...or that. sucky. thats why windows should be outlawed

 

[NAD]

Note: any thread involving Sorath/fotomsds being drunk is HILARIOUS. Check out the piano night sometime. COMEDY GOLD!

 

[NAD]

Piano bit: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125316

Starts at post #56.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Piano bit: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125316

Starts at post #56.

hahahaha, he shoulda puked in it

bwd wins my heartiest LOL though, feces gets me every time. "it's 3:30am, my friends and i about died, one of my friends shit his pants, and i spent all my money at the nudie bar and on alcohol..." hahahahha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Jewish censorship resulted in deletion of A. Hilter's posts on the Nevermore board.