The Bitch Thread - complain about ANYTHING you want here

Hmmm... I've been wanting an excuse to pick up some Gov't Mule for some years now... and that seems like a good one to me, thanks! :)
 
College Gameday 2003 for Gamecube... god DAMN this game pisses me off to no end! it is just one bullshit play after another. i swore off it tonight, never to play it again. it pisses me off THAT bad. my hallmates don't believe that i will never play, but fuck, i don't want a nerve to blow in my head before i'm 20.
 
Windows XP

I must admit, I had nearly warmed up to this stupid OS just a few days ago. Until I set up my DSL without configuring a firewall, and got meself a nice tasty worm virus. Okay, no big deal, zap it with AVG Virus Scan, no big deal, it's gone. Configure the firewall like I should have originally done, everything's fine. Nope, there's that virus again. That's odd, I just ran a virus scan, came up empty. Whatever, quarantine the file. Fucker kept coming back and back again, but AVG wasn't picking it up. Why wasn't it picking it up!?!? Because in all their infinite wisdom, Microsoft's System Restore is designed so that no outside program can fuck with those files, and the virus was stuck in there! So about every hour or so, Windows itself would let the virus slip out, and kept looping it no matter how many times I tried to scan for it. Got rid of System Restore, virus scan, over and done with. How gay is that?

By the way, I have a dual boot setup with XP and Mandrake Linux, I just haven't gotten around to farking around with Linux all that much yet, but with shit like this happening, that day is drawing near. :p
 
current annoyances:

my blatter is getting full but i'm sitting to comfortable for the moment to get up

my eyes are getting dry

my nose started bleeding as i did some casual booger scan with my index finger

i lost a major battle in age of wonders: shadow magic

my dvd player is in for repairs and i probably wont get it back until after the holidays :yell:

argh!
 
I've caught a cold. One of those stupid nasal things where the eyes and nose run constantly. All sympathy aimed this way is more than welcome. :heh:

The cold is such a retarded virus if you think about it. I mean, if you're going to be ill then fucking contract ebola or something. None of this sniffle/sneeze crap that we don't even have a cure for. Same with rain. If it's gonna rain, then pour down in buckets - none of this English drizzle crap.

This is how I feel -> :ill: o_O
 
English drizzle...argh. The most irritating, half arsed weather in existance.
 
Colds are teh suck. The ones I usually get last for 2 weeks and never make up their mind if I want to be sick or just act like I'm about to get sick.

Hangovers suck.
 
By day, a flight attendant on disability with horrible taste in music.

By night, an elephant herder with a hearing problem and penchant for falling asleep while watching infomercials.

:mad:
 
I like your style.

My mom got me a tshirt for Christmas that says "I'm the quiet neighbor who always kept to himself" too.
 
40'ish year old housewives driving huge SUV's around Northern NJ have got to represent some of the worst drivers in the world. Granted, I've never seen the haggard old retired folk in Florida but their reputation precedes them...

Anyway, these frickin' yentas are rats. They all have severe road rage, and they all think every manouvre is their right of way. But the absolute WORST part is in parking lots. How they can reverse out of a parking spot without turning their head, or even using their mirrors, is just beyond me. I'm surprised there aren't more accidents to be honest.

All I want to do is get a starbucks, and it's like I have to take my life into my own hands just to get a frickin' latte. :loco:
 
My favorite drivers are the small dick crooked baseball hat Limp Bizkit saggy pants wearing motherfuckers with 40" mud tires in 12 foot tall Ferd trucks with nary a speck of dirt upon them running people off the road.

I'm particularly embittered toward those fucks because they give real offroaders a bad name, and they never even consider hitting the trail. Just compensating for their minute dicks. :D
 
Haha no. I did the pseudo-baggy thing for awhile, but I never wore a pair of jeans starting below me arse, while wearing a belt no less. That's just... weird. o_O
 
Pfft. When I was 14 I did the pseudo-baggy thing, that was 10 years ago. :loco:

The Moodlin' Pootlin' is only when I happen to catch a tune during my morning radio show, don't worry. Not even worth the $0.50 from half.com.