The Captain Beard is balding exponentially thread!

[Captain Beard]

Hey kids! So my hair loss is accelerating at speeds only though possible in quantum physics. So I have a poll for you!

 

[Will Bozarth]

i have spoken.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes you have.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

shave just the top

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Skullet, definitely.

Though those bald guys with big beards are pretty badass.

 

[Lunar Still]

It may be affected by my bias that Devin is fucking awesome, but there's my vote.

And if you still wanted to have lots of hair, you could always keep growing out your beard until its all Viking-esque like Johan Hegg.

 

[Captain Beard]

I have been Mr Russell.

 

[Super Mahrio]

hahaahah Russell! yeah i told him to go all hegg!
yes...skullet it is...bald wouldnt suit you...

 

[Captain Beard]

Reference:

 

[Nightshade]

IMO, short hair is an extremely disturbing trend in metal. If it weren't for the piercings and the tats, it would be nearly impossible to tell the musicians from the serial killers. I vote with the masses -- dig your heels in and hang on with every bit of stubbornness you've ever mustered.

 

[Lunar Still]

Just looking at that pic makes me nervous, because most of the men in my family have gone bald, so ther's a very good chance its in the cards for me as well....

 

[Captain Beard]

Beard:

 

[Lunar Still]

That actually made me feel better, haha.

 

[Super Mahrio]

that beard is hawt!!!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

dude, that hair. gotta do something

 

[AsModEe]

there are pills you can use to stop losing your hair, just ask your doctor. They work on 99% of people. Secondary effect: on 1% of people, they lose their sexual appetite (and sometimes their boobs grow)

 

[Lunar Still]

(and sometimes their boobs grow)

It'd be worth it.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i vote have Devy's man-babies.

 

[Captain Beard]

Except I won't take pills for life unless I'm ordered to by a doctor (I have one pill for that.) And I won't pay $40,000 for that bosley shit.

And what do you suggest, O Afro'd Krichloch?

 

[Captain Beard]

Have some more shirtless goodness.