The "Do you want kids?" Thread

[IWP]

Yeah, but not until I'm 30, and I only want 1 or 2 at the most.

 

[AchrisK]

I hate children. I fucking hate fucking children. Every time I see a little boy or girl I want to shoot it through the fucking neck and watch it bleed to death. Children are the most selfish, annoying fucking creatures on the planet.

It's not just kids. It's humans. That's how humans are, and you have to train them to be otherwise. So it's better for smart people to have kids and raise people who will be assets to society, rather than liabilities.

The current selfish trend in America to not have kids is harming the country. And with all the immigration from the south, and the strong sense of family that the Mexican culture typically has, this place is going to end up being Northern Mexico. I make no commentary on that or on the Mexican people. Just stating the facts.

 

[AchrisK]

adults are more selfish and greedy.

sure children ask for toys and shit, but if youre a good parent, you have mastered the power of saying no. adults are straight up assholes when it comes to getting what they want. goes waaaay beyond a childish temper tantrum
~gR~

Indeed.

 

[Socrates]

Meh.

I'll adopt a 5 year old of the same blood type, and keep doing blood transfusions until I think of him able to carry on the Garner name.

Babies and toddlers annoy the crap outta me.

 

[Ender Rises]

I do, probably through adoption.

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, science just isnt quite there for you to concieve on your own (no offense)
~gR~

 

[Ender Rises]

Surrogate mothers. But that's difficult to do, since the surrogate gets attached.

 

[The Ozzman]

When did you raise a child?

 

[genocide roach]

Surrogate mothers. But that's difficult to do, since the surrogate gets attached.

i was talking about ass babies, but yeah. thats not a very good route either

although i did hear about a japanese scientist who had a fertile egg inserted into his gut. he carried it to full term and had a C-section
~gR~

 

[Ender Rises]

That's just... sick.

 

[The Ozzman]

Ah.

 

[Vilden]

No.
But who knows what I want in the future.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I don't think I do. But, like everything else in life, that may change in the future.

 

[AchrisK]

God.

 

[genocide roach]

lol
~gR~

 

[Manic Ferocity]

No but I may change my mind.

 

[A8]

the whole mind changing opinions is a valid statement. at this point in my life i hate children and if i could i would murder them all....brutally. They are annoying, naging, little pieces of shit (for the most part), but i know once i get older things will most likely change that

 

[Zephyrus]

Your avatar describes our sentiments exactly.

 

[zoidberg]

i dont want to have kids ever in my life. i just dont want to spend 18+ years of my life being paternal.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

the whole mind changing opinions is a valid statement. at this point in my life i hate children and if i could i would murder them all....brutally. They are annoying, naging, little pieces of shit (for the most part), but i know once i get older things will most likely change that

Wont be having babies with you then.