The "Do you want kids?" Thread

Do you want kids?


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Can you stop just changing peoples posts around? Its never funny. A lot of your jokes are so stupid, out of every 100 times you try to be funny you are funny once, which makes you funny more times than I am because I almost never try. I mean you said "isn't mathias the name of a cartoon mouse" on USA vs Europe. Yes its the mouse from redwall and who fucking cares?

"You HAVE to drive me there daddy!!!"

"Your fuckin' adopted, so no, I don't. Now put a sock in it or it's no desert for a week."

That wasn't funny at all, you're not funny most of the time and I'm sure others would agree, you have said some funny things but not as many things that weren't funny.

When you're a rich musician pigs will fly, hell will freeze over, and that Hell_awaits bloke will get laid.

C were im goin wid theez?

You can't judge me by a few simple half assed songs on my myspace. You don't even know me and to actually judge how good I am you pretty much have to watch me every time I practice.

By the way pigs have probably flown already, scientists order minipigs for experiments and some probably get transporteed by plane. Dave will probably just find a whore or something, and in different cultures hell is different, some say its a dark cold place, I think even somewhere in the bible it said that.
 
By the way pigs have probably flown already, scientists order minipigs for experiments and some probably get transporteed by plane. Dave will probably just find a whore or something, and in different cultures hell is different, some say its a dark cold place, I think even somewhere in the bible it said that.

You're not funny either.

edit: or maybe you just have a really weird way of talking about how great a musician you think you are.
 
Depends on the bible and the translation you are reading; sheol... hell, oh lordy lordy lordy


Moloch should be pissed :lol:
 

Whatever. A jihad on you, you fucking cunt.

"Lulz girls won't date me cuz i likes teh hardcores stuf like G N' R. It skares teh girlz awayz!!!"

Fuck you. I don't know a chick who HASN'T heard Guns N' Roses before, so unless you live in fucking backwater india you can shove a sock in it.

Your so fucking metal. For reals.

And anyone who puts a fucking video in thier signature is a douche FYI.

Calling me unfunny? What about you pot???
 
You don't want to be lonely LIKE ZOIDBERG :starts bawling:

One of the best Futurama scenes ever.



"You know Leela, you should be careful, doctors don't make very much money"
---Actually, they do"
"WHAT!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN - TELL ME!!"
 
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