The "Do you want kids?" Thread

[cookiecutter]

ill give you a claw job if you tell me where you got the zoidberg smilie.

Right click -> copy image location

 

[zoidberg]

didnt work.

 

[Pessimism]

The smiley is located safely away from is original source, for this version lives deep within my photobucket.

Mwuahahahahaha

 

[cookiecutter]

Because I love you.

 

[Matt]

 

[Pessimism]

Because I love you.

Thievery in the house of Seraphim

 

[cookiecutter]

I think zoidberg just doesn't know how to save as.

 

[Pessimism]

[Right Clicker button]

 

[Matt]

Lol at not knowing how to perform basic computer functions

 

[Zephyrus]

Most of the hell myths are not based on the Bible and the only real mention of a "lake of fire" type thing was Gehenna which was just a pit where they burned bodies.

Dante disagrees.

Then again his Hell was just a clever copy of the Greco-Roman Underworld, replacing Elysium with Limbo and having it ruled by Satan instead of Pluto. Besides that, it's pretty much the same idea.

 

[Pessimism]

Gehenna in all actuality was a garbage dump

Hell as it has come to be known by most minds today is just an amalgamation of various myths and stories; basically every religion has had a little bit of input on the current incarnation of hell.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Pessimism]

 

[Death Aflame]

Yes, someday.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

uke:

 

[Vimana]

You're not funny either.

edit: or maybe you just have a really weird way of talking about how great a musician you think you are.

I never said "I'm a great musician". I wasn't being serious saying that.

Whatever. A jihad on you, you fucking cunt.

"Lulz girls won't date me cuz i likes teh hardcores stuf like G N' R. It skares teh girlz awayz!!!"

Fuck you. I don't know a chick who HASN'T heard Guns N' Roses before, so unless you live in fucking backwater india you can shove a sock in it.

Your so fucking metal. For reals.

And anyone who puts a fucking video in thier signature is a douche FYI.

Calling me unfunny? What about you pot???

Yes I happen to like GN'R. I live in one of the richest places in the world and the girls here are spoiled rich people. For all they know Guns N' Roses (if they know about them or even death metal) is death metal because they have skulls on one album cover. Second of all it is a turn off. I don't give a shit what they think though. I don't care how "metal" I am, it means nothing to me. And who really gives a fuck about signatures? And I know I'm not fucking funny, I said I wasn't. Making people laugh that I will probably never even see in my entire lifetime means nothing to me.

*Leaves to do something worth his time*

 

[ohiogrinder]

That wasn't funny at all, you're not funny most of the time and I'm sure others would agree, you have said some funny things but not as many things that weren't funny.

finally, someone who agrees with me.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Rabid has always been hit-and-miss, but I think he's getting better about the misses.

As far as trying and failing to be funny, zoidberg takes the cake by far.

 

[Matt]

Agreed. Rabid has some moments, but Zoid is almost never funny.

 

[s_a_o]

I want two demon spawn. Either a boy and a girl, or two boys. Two girls would just be damned annoying, I think. They'll be the babehs of doom.