the dreaded newbie

ok dudes so there I was at the campus Subway, the only place to get some food on my Tuesday/Thursday lunch break.

I've been terribly bored of everything else they have to offer, and don't think I'd be able to stomach one of their pizzas again anytime soon. Cara suggested that I should try the Meatball sub. Today was the day.

So there I am, the place was rather crowded, busy line and all. I order the meatball sub with cheddar on Italian herb and cheese bread, toasted. Then it's time for the condiments. I've never ordered a meatball sub before for exactly this reason.. WHAT DO I GET ON IT?! Nothing seems like a ripoff, so I've gotta get SOMETHING, right?! RIGHT???

So I says to the sandwich artist, "what do you recommend?" She suggests the parmesan cheese, so I comply. Then.. she asks...

"What else??"

I FREEZE UP. I WASN'T READY FOR THIS.

I stare around, none of the toppings would mix well with the meatball and marinara. Then I notice all the customers and employees waiting anxiously , they had no time for this! The pressure was building!

So I say it... "ummmmm .... mayo?"

What had I done! But it was too late.....


tl;dr- :puke:
 
Chromatose said:
ok dudes so there I was at the campus Subway, the only place to get some food on my Tuesday/Thursday lunch break.

I've been terribly bored of everything else they have to offer, and don't think I'd be able to stomach one of their pizzas again anytime soon. Cara suggested that I should try the Meatball sub. Today was the day.

So there I am, the place was rather crowded, busy line and all. I order the meatball sub with cheddar on Italian herb and cheese bread, toasted. Then it's time for the condiments. I've never ordered a meatball sub before for exactly this reason.. WHAT DO I GET ON IT?! Nothing seems like a ripoff, so I've gotta get SOMETHING, right?! RIGHT???

So I says to the sandwich artist, "what do you recommend?" She suggests the parmesan cheese, so I comply. Then.. she asks...

"What else??"

I FREEZE UP. I WASN'T READY FOR THIS.

I stare around, none of the toppings would mix well with the meatball and marinara. Then I notice all the customers and employees waiting anxiously , they had no time for this! The pressure was building!

So I say it... "ummmmm .... mayo?"

What had I done! But it was too late.....


tl;dr- :puke:
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Oh dood....ewwww
 
Screaming Mad Dee said:
Yeah, they unshrinkwrap a pre-made crust for you, throw some toppings on it, and nuke it. I suppose it would do in a pinch, but I've never been that hungry.
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Is it 3 dollars over priced like the rest of the crap they have there?

5 dollars for a 12 inch sandwich that has about 3 peices of meat and a sprinkle of lettuce, can't believe people pay for that. You can go to the store, buy a 1/2 lb of meat, a head of lettuce, a tomato, some dressing, and a 12 inch roll for 4 bucks. :lol:
 
EricT said:
Is it 3 dollars over priced like the rest of the crap they have there?

5 dollars for a 12 inch sandwich that has about 3 peices of meat and a sprinkle of lettuce, can't believe people pay for that. You can go to the store, buy a 1/2 lb of meat, a head of lettuce, a tomato, some dressing, and a 12 inch roll for 4 bucks. :lol:
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I'm not sure how much they are, but you're absolutely right.
 
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