The end of the world

[NarkalepticNinja]

Well guys the end of the world is 20 minutes away. Who here is ready?

 

[Defiance]

Oh crap, nothing happened.

 

[Naglfar]

What are you talking about? I got raptured. Heaven has the fucken best ISP, my internet is blazing fast now.

 

[Maxim1110]

Oh Naglfar if you're there anyway, you might be able to tell me how the new DT album sounds? I'm pretty curious...

 

[Naglfar]

Oh Naglfar if you're there anyway, you might be able to tell me how the new DT album sounds? I'm pretty curious...

Sorry, Hell has all the good musicians. We just have Beethoven, and when he dies, Yanni.

 

[NarkalepticNinja]

Oh guys I am sorry, apparently i got the date wrong, according to the old preacher the official date is now October 21 of the current year, approximately 5 months from now. Sorry for the scare fellow Dark Tranquillians

 

[stizzleomnibus]

It was only ever the Rapture this last weekend. Then we'd be left behind and miserable until we all died and went to hell in October.

Frankly, I think he was accurate, but he had the mythology wrong. Christians were wrong. It is obvious that volcanic eruption in Iceland last weekend was the awakening of fire giant Surtr, who will advance from Muspelheim to burn the world away.

 

[Defiance]

^ I don't understand how people can't see that stizzle.

 

[NarkalepticNinja]

Stizzle you are absolutely right, and well with the tsunami in japan, that was obviously Loki crying out and releasing Fenrir from his chains

 

[Maxim1110]

Probably. This explains that Amon Amarth are high priests, they predicted this with their album Surtur Rise.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

BRING ON THE PAIN!!!!!!!

 

[La Rocque]

the movement of the world is a machine
the images and moments, a play for you and me
and if you are afraid of going away
remember we were never really here anyway

NP ... Crack the Sky - we're all dead(we just don't know it yet)