I went to a local shopping precinct today to get a card for mothers day and as I was doing so I managed to push 3 men into each other, it looked like they were about to have a threesome, they got very annoyed and one of them said "Do that again and i'll knock you the fuck out". I then said "you're welcome to try" knowing that if they did anything to me it would look like an unprovoked attack because noone heard what I was saying and I think they knew each other.
The excitement in the precinct continued when I made it look like I was stealing because I payed at the far counter but I tryed to look discrete but at the same time make it look obvious to the security guards that I was stealing the items. As I walked out through the door the security guard put his hand out to block me and I barged him but he was stronger than the power of my barge and the other guard then asked me to empty my pockets and I did and said here's my torch with the "receipt". They were quite annoyed and asked me why I was wasting their time to which I replied "it's a free country" and then they started looking ferocious but realised they couldn't abuse their positions so they simply said to me "Get out and don't come back or there'll be trouble" A high degree of pwnage there.
The afternoon just got better. I then went into a busy music shop and started barging people, one guy tried to barge me back so we ended up having a barging match which neither of us won because I went on to barging some more people. Then when I was in the queue, I noticed a boy pushing in so he could stand with his friends, I then gave him a dirty look to which he said to his friends "look at that mong" but when his friends all looked to see me I was just acting normal which really annoyed him and the irony of the situation was that he looked like a mong. I didn't provoke any further reactions because pwning people can be degrading.
Then when I was waiting at the bus stop I annoyed this woman by looking at the timetable really closely. She said "others have to look at that as well you know" to which I answered "I have bad sight" to which she responded in an egocentric way and said "I wear glasses too". Then the bus came and just to annoy her I pushed passed everyone and pushed right to the front. That woman was so angry and even started criticising the driver for letting me on after i'd pushed in. So I managed to get pwnage in a different context as well. It sounds like i'm the pwnage master.
And to finish the day off I went to karaoke and sang 3 songs which were; Eagles - One Of These Nights, Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine and Black Sabbath - Paranoid and found out from a very intelligent friend how the solution to the guardian crossword clue "one who wears energy out" managed to be "owner".
The excitement in the precinct continued when I made it look like I was stealing because I payed at the far counter but I tryed to look discrete but at the same time make it look obvious to the security guards that I was stealing the items. As I walked out through the door the security guard put his hand out to block me and I barged him but he was stronger than the power of my barge and the other guard then asked me to empty my pockets and I did and said here's my torch with the "receipt". They were quite annoyed and asked me why I was wasting their time to which I replied "it's a free country" and then they started looking ferocious but realised they couldn't abuse their positions so they simply said to me "Get out and don't come back or there'll be trouble" A high degree of pwnage there.
The afternoon just got better. I then went into a busy music shop and started barging people, one guy tried to barge me back so we ended up having a barging match which neither of us won because I went on to barging some more people. Then when I was in the queue, I noticed a boy pushing in so he could stand with his friends, I then gave him a dirty look to which he said to his friends "look at that mong" but when his friends all looked to see me I was just acting normal which really annoyed him and the irony of the situation was that he looked like a mong. I didn't provoke any further reactions because pwning people can be degrading.
Then when I was waiting at the bus stop I annoyed this woman by looking at the timetable really closely. She said "others have to look at that as well you know" to which I answered "I have bad sight" to which she responded in an egocentric way and said "I wear glasses too". Then the bus came and just to annoy her I pushed passed everyone and pushed right to the front. That woman was so angry and even started criticising the driver for letting me on after i'd pushed in. So I managed to get pwnage in a different context as well. It sounds like i'm the pwnage master.
And to finish the day off I went to karaoke and sang 3 songs which were; Eagles - One Of These Nights, Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine and Black Sabbath - Paranoid and found out from a very intelligent friend how the solution to the guardian crossword clue "one who wears energy out" managed to be "owner".
