I pwned a heroin addicts boyfriend today
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derek
Grey Eminence
You'd be pwned if someone tried to kick you ass, especially with that beer belly!
Still, it might give you some extra protection if someone stabbed you.
Still, it might give you some extra protection if someone stabbed you.
Heavenscent
FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Heroine is for losers. People who sell it should be shot, people who use it probably are children of a mother who smoked three packs of Barclay Menthols during the pregnancy.
Still
A great story.
It involves a bus. You're all too damn blind to see how well this would do as a film scene.
Still
A great story.
It involves a bus. You're all too damn blind to see how well this would do as a film scene.
Leandro
¬¬
Nope, the energy that'd go to the brain becomes body fat, fat people have a heavy misuse of energy.Profanity said:You'll be surprised. Fat people carry more weight which can come in useful, fat people eat more, so their brain gets more energy.
@ second point.
And besides, the brain is top priority, so even if you are an african skin on the bone type of guy, your brain still gets the same amount of energy.
Kalupakki
Member
Elysian893
Dethklok
fat people are fat.... oh shit i'm fat... but i'm trying to get unfat 
been gyming it up 6 days a week for about 3 months now haha
been gyming it up 6 days a week for about 3 months now haha
Silver Incubus
Dead Hands Justin
zakk_hate_me_666
SUPER SHREDDER
one time i pwned the shit out of my bro, we were in one of those old sibling fights and he ran and was gonna try to hide in his room so i couldnt kick his ass, and i fukin bruce lee ninja kicked him through his door... no shit, the door came off the fuckin hinges. hilarious.
The Soulforged
I am the Black Wizard
yea well the other day i was walking down the street and came into an ally nad befriended a pterodackyl. now he is my pet and i ride him to work and feed him virgins. dead serious too. i forged a spear out of a broom stick and scissors. now i sweep the streets and lance fat people who make up stories about owning heronie addicts and fucking around with british mafia.
LedByTheReaper
Bombing up Mid
Nick Brookes
I Love Alans Balls
TheTechnogoat
Protean
The Soulforged said:
anyone else remember the british mafia story http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=200928&highlight=british+mafia
bodomite
Your Executioner
Silver Incubus
Dead Hands Justin
Profanity said:
You need to shut the fuck up.
I'm still in post secondary, tard.
I don't waste my day pretending I'm something I'm not, Fatty.
