The Fall of the Mighty Mattias

[Kenneth R.]

Hey, Mattias the dickhead. By the way, are you from England? Because if you are, I wouldn't insult us here in the U.S. Just remember this cockhead. We beat your asses in two wars and saved your asses in two other wars. Now run off like a little sissy boy and when you grow up, you can show your pubes to mommy and daddy. You're about as popular as a fart in a phonebooth.

and its people like you that give us sane americans such a bad international reputation.

hundreds of guns are metaphorically pointed at people like you, and i'm on their side. =\

 

[Bear]

Wow Emerald Sword really showing Mattias with his own ignorance, wow pretty intelligent ripp there...

Mattias is from Sweden...

Mattias is lonely

Mattias is doing all of this for the attention everyone gives him, he rarely even talks music at any of the boards I have seen him on.

Mattias wishes he has friends like the friends we have all made at these Prog Power's and beyond.

You all keep feeding him, he will continue..

In my opinion, Mattias can be funny at times but his act gets old and very predictable.

Bear

 

[Purveyor Of Evil]

and its people like you that give us sane americans such a bad international reputation.

hundreds of guns are metaphorically pointed at people like you, and i'm on their side. =\

Listen, Dude. It was a joke to bust his balls. Calm down. I'm English among other nationalities and I'm quite sane. Just busting his balls. Actually, it's my bad because I see Mattias the puke is Swedish. No insult meant to those of ANY nationality. Just trying to piss off the troll.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Just trying to piss off the troll.

why, pray tell, would anyone want to do that?

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[AngraRULES]

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LMAO!

 

[Belligerent Lawn Gnome]

There you are Mattias!

Sorry people. Mattias exhibits all the classic symptoms of mid troll crisis along with denial. We tried to get Mattias to step down so a more effective troll could take over but he simply refused to see the truth. We even had his room ready at the Happy Caves troll retirement home!

We at TROLLS-R-US are commited to providing you with the ultimate cyber trolling experience and we are currently taking applications for Mattias's replacement. Once Mattias gets past the denial phase and realizes he is an ineffective troll, we are confident that he will do the right thing and step down.

We can assure you once this happens we can provide you with a troll worthy of this boards clientele.

Sincerely.

B.L. Gnome

TROLLS-R-US Management

 

[AMBR]

In my opinion, Mattias can be funny at times but his act gets old and very predictable.

Bear

Gotcha there for most of it, uh.. but when was he funny? I missed it. Please post the link.

 

[ashaman7122]

Well, I guess it just goes to show ya...!

If you kick a troll in the nuts, he'll get out of the kitchen...cuz...uh...he can't stand the heat (or something like that)...

Whatever...

What a lame ass...! Tried to piss in our pool and went crying home like a 13 year-old breastfed baby when we whipped out the chlorine on his ass!

Where's the love?

(By the way...I feel on a roll with the metaphors this morning...good for me...)


Rock on!

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

This thread has once again added to my brilliant legendary status as the most offensive and horrifying troll of all time! I have a very strong trolling presence on the internet - a brand name to be reckoned with. When people think of anger these days, they will immediately think of "Mattias of the Night". All anger is derived from me. Without me, there would be no rage. Everyone would be happy. I make lives miserable, because I am the most successful troll in the world. No one trolls like me!

I have ranked the top 10 angry people in this thread, going from least angry to the most angry. Keep in mind though that EVERYONE is extremely angry, even the people at the bottom, and people not in this list. I have had a very huge impact on all these people's lives:



10. Silent Song - his Christian blood flowing through his veins cannot stop anger from exiting his body and placing it all on this board as a result of me questioning his faulty faith.

9. assman7122 - so furious and bothered by my existence that he had to originate this very thread which only made matters worse. I am UNSTOPPABLE!

8. craven borehead - so gay that he has that picture of that guy who isn't funny as an avatar. He should have me as avatar because I am HILARIOUS. If in doubt, ask Harvestboy. Craven's also angry by the way.

7. SavaBoy - A guy I have not noticed before became so furious and exasperated at my intolerable behavior that he had to break his silence and pursue his revenge against me!

6. AMBER - the guy who plays World of Warcraft and thinks he's not sad when he says "THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS I ACTUALLY GET TO BE AN ELF FOR REAL!!!!". Although I am hilarious, I will never be THAT funny. I bet this guy must have like, 50 girlfriends, all of them extremely hot and Swedish. Oh yeah, he's angry too and wants me to die.

5. Bear - this one has been angry at me for years now. Symptoms of this guy's anger includes him saying that I'm lonely. In this thread, he successfully pointed this out for the 40th time, so we are now celebrating a sort of anniversary because of this, kind of. Although I wish I had as many friends as he does, he wishes he was as thin, lean and Swedish as me, so we're even.

4. Gnomeboy - few people have been as affected by my behavior as this one. He has also been angry for years (it might actually be Bear, it's not impossible) and had to create the Gnome (which basically means "anti-troll") identity so he could safely pursue his revenge against me in anonymity. He then spends hours a day trying to make me as angry as I have made him over the years.

3. OverWeightCuntRose - Imagine what would happen if she and Bear had a baby together. OMG, it would probably be bigger than THEY are, immediately at birth! She has been angry at me ever since I call all women on this board cunts. It is understandable, she has the right to be angry, and should be. In fact, everyone should be, if you're not angry at me, something is wrong.

2. Bryan - this one threatened to beat me. Such threats are normally done under periods of anger. He also used to have "MATTIAS MUST DIE AND I AM VERY UPSET AT HIM!!!" written in big letters in his signature. I'm not sure why he's so angry, but it might have something to do with his horrible band logo.

1. Emerald Sword - this fantasy reading listener of homosexual gayboy music took (or at least tried to) Bryan's threat of beating me one step further. He threatened to nuke Britain since he very intelligently assumed that Mattias is a British name. This would have no impact on me whatsoever, but it does show his desperation for revenge and clearly reveals his huge anger. He admitted to "trying to piss of the troll", which is synonymous for revenge.



In conclusion I would just like to say this: BOW WAY DOWN TO THE INTERNET'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL TROLL, BITCHES, FOR YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES, I AM THE INERNET'S ANGEL OF DEATH, I BRING SADNESS AND DESPAIR WHEREVER I GO, I AM THE ONE WHO CANNOT BE IGNORED, THE PRINCE OF TROLLING, THE ONE WHO EFFICIENTLY TURNS EVERYTHING HAPPY INTO DEVASTATION AND HORROR. ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE I RUIN THIS BOARD FOR ALL TIME! DO IT! DO IT!

Any questions about my greatness before I go? If you're furiously wondering how much time I spent on this post as I'm sure you are: 37 minutes. Any other questions besides this?

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Sorry assman, but I'm gonna have to move you up to #6 for writing that while I was working on my list! You just upgraded your anger!

 

[Craven Moorehead]

If you're furiously wondering how much time I spent on this post as I'm sure you are: 37 minutes.

Try typing with more than one finger next time and you'll most likely get it down under 15, chief.

 

[ashaman7122]

This thread has once again added to my brilliant legendary status as the most offensive and horrifying troll of all time! I have a very strong trolling presence on the internet - a brand name to be reckoned with. When people think of anger these days, they will immediately think of "Mattias of the Night". All anger is derived from me. Without me, there would be no rage. Everyone would be happy. I make lives miserable, because I am the most successful troll in the world. No one trolls like me!

I have ranked the top 10 angry people in this thread, going from least angry to the most angry. Keep in mind though that EVERYONE is extremely angry, even the people at the bottom, and people not in this list. I have had a very huge impact on all these people's lives:



10. Silent Song - his Christian blood flowing through his veins cannot stop anger from exiting his body and placing it all on this board as a result of me questioning his faulty faith.

9. assman7122 - so furious and bothered by my existence that he had to originate this very thread which only made matters worse. I am UNSTOPPABLE!

8. craven borehead - so gay that he has that picture of that guy who isn't funny as an avatar. He should have me as avatar because I am HILARIOUS. If in doubt, ask Harvestboy. Craven's also angry by the way.

7. SavaBoy - A guy I have not noticed before became so furious and exasperated at my intolerable behavior that he had to break his silence and pursue his revenge against me!

6. AMBER - the guy who plays World of Warcraft and thinks he's not sad when he says "THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS I ACTUALLY GET TO BE AN ELF FOR REAL!!!!". Although I am hilarious, I will never be THAT funny. I bet this guy must have like, 50 girlfriends, all of them extremely hot and Swedish. Oh yeah, he's angry too and wants me to die.

5. Bear - this one has been angry at me for years now. Symptoms of this guy's anger includes him saying that I'm lonely. In this thread, he successfully pointed this out for the 40th time, so we are now celebrating a sort of anniversary because of this, kind of. Although I wish I had as many friends as he does, he wishes he was as thin, lean and Swedish as me, so we're even.

4. Gnomeboy - few people have been as affected by my behavior as this one. He has also been angry for years (it might actually be Bear, it's not impossible) and had to create the Gnome (which basically means "anti-troll") identity so he could safely pursue his revenge against me in anonymity. He then spends hours a day trying to make me as angry as I have made him over the years.

3. OverWeightCuntRose - Imagine what would happen if she and Bear had a baby together. OMG, it would probably be bigger than THEY are, immediately at birth! She has been angry at me ever since I call all women on this board cunts. It is understandable, she has the right to be angry, and should be. In fact, everyone should be, if you're not angry at me, something is wrong.

2. Bryan - this one threatened to beat me. Such threats are normally done under periods of anger. He also used to have "MATTIAS MUST DIE AND I AM VERY UPSET AT HIM!!!" written in big letters in his signature. I'm not sure why he's so angry, but it might have something to do with his horrible band logo.

1. Emerald Sword - this fantasy reading listener of homosexual gayboy music took (or at least tried to) Bryan's threat of beating me one step further. He threatened to nuke Britain since he very intelligently assumed that Mattias is a British name. This would have no impact on me whatsoever, but it does show his desperation for revenge and clearly reveals his huge anger. He admitted to "trying to piss of the troll", which is synonymous for revenge.



In conclusion I would just like to say this: BOW WAY DOWN TO THE INTERNET'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL TROLL, BITCHES, FOR YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES, I AM THE INERNET'S ANGEL OF DEATH, I BRING SADNESS AND DESPAIR WHEREVER I GO, I AM THE ONE WHO CANNOT BE IGNORED, THE PRINCE OF TROLLING, THE ONE WHO EFFICIENTLY TURNS EVERYTHING HAPPY INTO DEVASTATION AND HORROR. ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE I RUIN THIS BOARD FOR ALL TIME! DO IT! DO IT!

Any questions about my greatness before I go? If you're furiously wondering how much time I spent on this post as I'm sure you are: 37 minutes. Any other questions besides this?

Damn...someone sure thinks highly of himself...

Must be compensating for a small penis...

...or maybe no penis...

...or maybe just the fact that he's craving a big ol' penis...


Either way...sheesh!


Rock on!

 

[Bear]

See Mattiass can be funny!!!!The fact that he mentioned me in three of his top 10 means I got to him and to make him think I might have another persona, whoa!! conspiracy theories!!!

No I would not want to be swedish dude, Callifornia has everything and I am perfectly happy here, but thank you for the kind thought. I actually believe most Swedes would want to come to California to live to escape the frozen desolation, we do have quite a bit of them here already.

Have a great day Mattiass!!!!

Bear

 

[AMBR]

6. AMBER - the guy who plays World of Warcraft and thinks he's not sad when he says "THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS I ACTUALLY GET TO BE AN ELF FOR REAL!!!!". Although I am hilarious, I will never be THAT funny. I bet this guy must have like, 50 girlfriends, all of them extremely hot and Swedish. Oh yeah, he's angry too and wants me to die.

Dude, you are so not-observant. I'm not gonna help you with this one, but you are soooooooo off base. You finally made me laugh.

 

[Bear]

Yeah Mattiass really screwed the pooch on that one LOL

AMBR has breasts yo!!

Bear

 

[Bryan316]

No, Mattias, I wasn't mad at you cuz I was angry. I am perfectly complacent right now, and I still wish I could impale your skull on an iron spike. I still wish death upon you. And I promise you, if I ever meet you in person, I'll give my best attempt to permanently disfigure you and/or take your life.

At this point of the game, I can obviously tell that you've pissed off countless people in your years on the internet. I have no idea what kind of personality disorder you have, but it must be serious to actually take pleasure in creating distress and anger for other people. For that alone, you need therapy.

But the fact that you can be so insensitive to such a severe degree, and yet continue to do so, merits a severe ass beating for you.

And my own distaste for your personality has earned you complete disrespect and worthlessness from me. Nothing you could ever say from this point on would ever make me reconsider your value to humanity. You're down there with Chuck Manson and Tim McVeigh and Osama bin Laden.

So if I ever get a chance to kill you, I'll gladly take it. I'm sure the jail time would be worth it all.

 

[booB]

9. assman7122 - so furious and bothered by my existence that he had to originate this very thread which only made matters worse. I am UNSTOPPABLE!

sheesh... you went to all this trouble, and then forgot to mention that ashaman's nick is from a series of fantasy books by Robert Jordan, and therefore he must not ever get laid? Troll, you're slipping...

 

[Belligerent Lawn Gnome]

4. Gnomeboy - few people have been as affected by my behavior as this one. He has also been angry for years (it might actually be Bear, it's not impossible) and had to create the Gnome (which basically means "anti-troll") identity so he could safely pursue his revenge against me in anonymity. He then spends hours a day trying to make me as angry as I have made him over the years.

Your behavior does not affect me at all. But if you are going to troll at least do it effectively! I must say this post has renewed my faith that perhaps you are not ready for retirement yet. We shall see shall we not? By the way, I'm not Bear. Still pissed from the gnoming I gave you a couple weeks ago?

In conclusion I would just like to say this: BOW WAY DOWN TO THE INTERNET'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL TROLL, BITCHES, FOR YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES,

They may be your bitches but YOU are still my troll bitch! You cannot deny that I pissed you off a few weeks ago! Everybody knows it! If it were not for me you would still be the same lazy ass boring troll stuck in a trollish rut! I motivated you to get off your lazy ass and be all the troll that you can be! I OWN you and dont forget it! Now where the hell is my sandwich?

P.S. And bring me a beer while your at it!

 

[Bryan316]

Bring you a beer? Sheeeit... if this cunt ever did ANYTHING helpful for another human being, I'd need hi-definition video proof, blood samples and a court hearing. cuz I doubt this Swedish white trash would ever do anything kind.

 

[MetalRose]

The only thing legendary about Mattyass of the Knight is the fact that he isn't funny or effective as a troll.


His comebacks only include calling someone fat or a cunt. Neither of which are very effective or original for that matter.

I've never been upset with him for calling me a cunt. In fact I find it very amusing the only way he can try to anger a woman is to call her a deragatory name (Mattias- that means a bad name). He's probabally still upset his mother refused to let him breast feed. I'd place a big bet that Mr. Ass was most likely the runt of his bitches litter.

Mattyass, I'm sure your immature and small brain is aching to come up with original and clever comebacks... but sadly the end result is the same thing you used just phrased differently. For your saftey stop before your puny (that means VERY SMALL) brain explodes.

By the way since I know he's not going to stop, could someone wake me if he ever comes up with something new and insightful and actually witty?


-MetalRose