The Fall of the Mighty Mattias
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booB said:
Coming from a guy named Boob...I've got to wonder about this little attach...and also wonder just what the fuck your problem is...
I get so much pussy...I have a hard time getting the smell off my fingers...but I don't think I have to quantify this to you...
(Man...what did I do to deserve that...?)
Rock on!
MetalRose
ProgPower EMT
ashman,
I think that boob was pointing out that our supposed troll is missing the obvious things he could use to creativly and effectivly rip on a person. I don't think he meant it as a personal insult.
-MetalRose
I think that boob was pointing out that our supposed troll is missing the obvious things he could use to creativly and effectivly rip on a person. I don't think he meant it as a personal insult.
-MetalRose
mitchgx
Tired and Irritable
ashaman7122 said:
BRYAN316 said:
Jiminy Christmas, there's some humor-challenged people around these parts.
Belligerent Lawn Gnome
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More proof that Mattias is slipping. I intentionally misspelled committed with the hope that he would catch it but he is obviously not at the top of his game. What is even worse is I made the same post over at pm
and he missed it there as well! :Smug:
and he missed it there as well! :Smug:
urinalcakemix
man who plays drum
Mattias, I still love you. Just thought you needed to know that you still have me giggling like a little school girl =)
Mattias is the God of trolling, and you have all been succesfully trolled! His intelligence and wit surpasses you all... BY FAR!
Oh... and he has helped me a few times actually! Especially in realizing how angry I was at him once...
Mads
Oh... and he has helped me a few times actually! Especially in realizing how angry I was at him once...
Mads
Kenneth R.
Cináed
booB
Señor Member
I think that boob was pointing out that our supposed troll is missing the obvious things he could use to creativly and effectivly rip on a person. I don't think he meant it as a personal insult.
Yeah, what MetalR(o)(o)se said.
Also, I was a prominent member of a thread on the PM board discussing fantasy authors, and Troll suggested that I can't get laid because I read too many fantasy novels. So, I suppose it was an "inside joke", of sorts.
Yeah, what MetalR(o)(o)se said.
Also, I was a prominent member of a thread on the PM board discussing fantasy authors, and Troll suggested that I can't get laid because I read too many fantasy novels. So, I suppose it was an "inside joke", of sorts.
AMBR
Metal Grandma
Merely a sign of intense boredom. Most of us are actually talking to each other.
He's a major troll disapointment.
Can we petition for a new one? Anyone got a better candidate?
Agreed, you people might find him lame and stupid, but most everyone else's posts on this thread are just as stupid and childish *the rebuttal posts*. I think he's succeeded in what he intended to do. Seems like half the posts are 3rd grade insults with the added knowledge that men and women have different genitalia.
TheWhisper
Cobra Kai Never Dies
I think there are still a few people who have not shared their opinions about me. I ask EVERYONE to please tell them me what you think about me please, thanks. And don't hold your emotions in, let them flow freely!
Here are some comments for my very angry victims:
Assman: if you took your name from a fantasy book as bob says, AND listen to prog (and post like a dumbass) then you can't get laid. Not a chance. Have you ever seen a fantasy reading nerd with a Dream Theater shirt have sex? Nope. But it would make a hilarious porn. Also, stop saying "Rock on!" to me all the time please, it really doesn't fit in with the rest of your highly angry writings.
Bear: I didn't mean you wanted to move to Sweden idiot, I meant you wanted to be Swedish looking. You see, us Swedes are sexy bitches.
AMBR: A world of warcraft playing WOMAN? LOLOLOLOOOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLO!! Oh mercy! You must be desperate.
Bryan: "I wasn't mad at you cuz I was angry." Isn't that like saying "The reason I was angry at you was not because I was angry"? Sorry bitch, but you're super pissed! Your life is driven by your anger towards me. That anger is your fuel. But look at the bright side, think of how many gay songs you should be able to write as a result! That would really work well together with your logo.
bob: Shut the fuck up.
Gnome: Move on with your life. Most of my other incredibly angry victims have.
MetalRose: Calm down. You're extremely angry right now. I know that's normal for cunts, but that doesn't mean you couldn't at least make an effort to TRY to calm yourself down and stop screaming and throwing things. It's funny that you call bob's post a creative insult when he was in fact sarcastically stealing my standard insults. HUMILIATION! (but it's no big deal so don't go apeshit again, please, calm down)
BumZen: Shut the fuck up, you're still pissed. You admit I've pissed you off in the past? Good progress, at least.
Silent Song: Calm down. Perhaps you and MetalRose could take go on an anger management course together. It will be more fun and less humiliating if you do it with someone you know. But in this case it would still be humiliating for you since you'd have to bring this really huge, overweight woman with you, so everyone would laugh at you... so maybe it's not a good idea after all, never mind.
Nightmarez: That is correct. Their retaliation posts are neither amusing nor funny. They are disappointments. Very weak insults at best. Even though I'm not angry at them nor have gotten any emotional impact from their words whatsoever, I wish very horrible and slow painful death upon them all, and I would be the cause of this death if they were ever to meet me. But I'm not angry or anything. On the contrary, I'm very indifferent towards them. But I really want to beat the shit out of them for reasons that have nothing to do with emotions.
Here are some comments for my very angry victims:
Assman: if you took your name from a fantasy book as bob says, AND listen to prog (and post like a dumbass) then you can't get laid. Not a chance. Have you ever seen a fantasy reading nerd with a Dream Theater shirt have sex? Nope. But it would make a hilarious porn. Also, stop saying "Rock on!" to me all the time please, it really doesn't fit in with the rest of your highly angry writings.
Bear: I didn't mean you wanted to move to Sweden idiot, I meant you wanted to be Swedish looking. You see, us Swedes are sexy bitches.
AMBR: A world of warcraft playing WOMAN? LOLOLOLOOOLOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLO!! Oh mercy! You must be desperate.
Bryan: "I wasn't mad at you cuz I was angry." Isn't that like saying "The reason I was angry at you was not because I was angry"? Sorry bitch, but you're super pissed! Your life is driven by your anger towards me. That anger is your fuel. But look at the bright side, think of how many gay songs you should be able to write as a result! That would really work well together with your logo.
bob: Shut the fuck up.
Gnome: Move on with your life. Most of my other incredibly angry victims have.
MetalRose: Calm down. You're extremely angry right now. I know that's normal for cunts, but that doesn't mean you couldn't at least make an effort to TRY to calm yourself down and stop screaming and throwing things. It's funny that you call bob's post a creative insult when he was in fact sarcastically stealing my standard insults. HUMILIATION! (but it's no big deal so don't go apeshit again, please, calm down)
BumZen: Shut the fuck up, you're still pissed. You admit I've pissed you off in the past? Good progress, at least.
Silent Song: Calm down. Perhaps you and MetalRose could take go on an anger management course together. It will be more fun and less humiliating if you do it with someone you know. But in this case it would still be humiliating for you since you'd have to bring this really huge, overweight woman with you, so everyone would laugh at you... so maybe it's not a good idea after all, never mind.
Nightmarez: That is correct. Their retaliation posts are neither amusing nor funny. They are disappointments. Very weak insults at best. Even though I'm not angry at them nor have gotten any emotional impact from their words whatsoever, I wish very horrible and slow painful death upon them all, and I would be the cause of this death if they were ever to meet me. But I'm not angry or anything. On the contrary, I'm very indifferent towards them. But I really want to beat the shit out of them for reasons that have nothing to do with emotions.
booB
Señor Member
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Mattias of the Night said:
Sorry dude, I think you are hilarious most of the time, but not quite as funny as the people reacting violently to your posts. As for letting my emotions flow freely - I want to dry hump your leg, and moisten your shoes......
LOLOLOLOL!
Pellaz
Tigron of Immanion
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