i've told this story before, but...
i was watching bill maher's HBO show, third or fourth episode, i guess, to check it out.
he was being a total prick, as usual.
he took audience questions, and a couple people stood up and asked some, and he answered with wiseass cracks.
this middle-aged, bespectacled black man stood up and leaned toward the mike, and started to struggle out a question, something like, "D...d...d...do....y....y....you...d.....do you....s....s....s..."
and Maher shouts into his mike "BZZZTT! TOO SLOW BUDDY! NEXT!"
and the guy refuses to give up the mike and gets this really determined look and shouts "Do! You! Support! School! Lunch! Funding!" (or whatever the question was)
and the whole audience erupts into cheers. and the camera goes back to Maher and he's sitting there with this SNEER on his face, like a foiled villain.
it was seriously one of the funniest things i've seen on TV.