To all the Haters:
Id like to see any of you go out and do the following list of things:
1. Go get a B.A Degree in journalism, a Screen Actors Guild card, a video camera, and a husband (or wife as the case may be) that operates the camera for you and loves metal as much as you do.
2. Then get hired writing album reviews for an on-line metal magazine that gets lots of hits per week and has connections with Roadrunner Records, Century Media, Nuclear Blast, and Metal Blade (just to name a few).
3. After writing reviews for that site for over a year, for free, politely ask for an interview with the band Mushroomhead because youve met them before. Get the interview with Mushroomhead, and have it go so well the band is almost late going on stage that night. Then get personally requested for more interviews by bands like Kittie, Dimmu Borgir, Hellyeah and Opeth, based off of the success of that one interview. Then have record companies and fan sites praising your interviews as well as bored people on unknown websites bothering to spend the time talking shit about your interviews.
5. Love metal enough to be willing to do all of those interviews for no pay except for the two free tickets you get to the concert and the experience of meeting the band.
6. Then go ahead and send me links to your interviews that are so much better than mine.