The Great Depression/Butthurt thread

[stefan86]

effort blows

 

[Aexalven]

Relationships are gay

 

[stefan86]

bgö

 

[PowerBlade]

first serious relationship i have in a long time. so much fucking work. now i remember why i don't like serious dating

What do you mean work?

 

[stefan86]

he has to keep penis and mind in high gear

 

[PowerBlade]

Are you implying that his penis and mind are two different things?

 

[stefan86]

of course not, that would be a lie

 

[Aexalven]

Kojima, you yellow bastard. I just finished Ground Zeroes and it was way too short and the Phantom Pain is way too far away. I'd rather have a bomb in my stomach than wait

 

[stefan86]

 

[Aexalven]

Stop being so cheerful when others are in sorrow, cunt.

 

[stefan86]

 

[PowerBlade]

 

[stefan86]

 

[Aexalven]

Im considering arm amputation. Looks like my body after all got damaged after car accident, there is something wrong with my upper part of the spine and because of that my right arm is fucked up, it cant lift its own weight without causing insane pain in the back.
Thank god that i can still post shit on the internet at least when im sitting in perfect position. Oh well, at least pain fuels my hate.

PS
Had to write today's exam with left arm using big, huge letters to make the answers readable. Basicly my test was all in CAPSLOCK. Gotta love the face of the professor.

 

[stefan86]

As long as you can post and drink beer it's alright. When will you come to Stockholm and drink with Desolator? Every forum member needs to do this

 

[Aexalven]

Im afraid to go to Sweden, dont wanna get allahakbard'd Also, I hate beer, wine and mead is good for u dou

 

[stefan86]

Alcohol provides allah akbar protection

 

[PowerBlade]

Pay for my travel to Desolator-town and then I will get drunk and stuff up there

 

[stefan86]

yes, you can pay your travel excellent idea

 

[PowerBlade]

no u