The Great Depression/Butthurt thread

^Was making fun of people from southern Jutland :p

They have such heavy accents that some words really can be replaced by just a vowel. Almost "Å æ e u a" = "Hvad var det du sagde?" = "What did you say?"

Anyway fakk off and DIE!!!
 
Had a terrible dream.
There was this soldier stuck on some vines near the waterfall so i decided to save him and i jumped off the chopper.
'grab the phone' i screamed. The soldier asked why.
'its connected to my tooth'.
So he pulled out his phone and somehow instead of hanging on the vines he was hanging on my tooth and it hurted like hell.

what the fuck brain, why.