The 'Grow HUGE Viking Beards' Thread.

[CaGeD iN]

judging by how many kleenex boxes i have gone through its a good thing i dont have one

 

[TheCrab]

That's mine currently.

its funny cause i know you from t3h interblag.


this is me:

 

[Trows]

I had an odd dream last night.

One of the things that happened is that I shaved my beard off, I have no idea why either.

 

[zekeyou]

I've had a variety of beards over the years, the closest-to-viking perhaps being this burly number from June 1997, the night of my university graduation:

And of course you can never go wrong with an ode to Lemmy Kilminster (probably 1995/6):

 

[David Gold]

Whoa Zekeyou! Those fucking beards were out of hand!!!

N-ice work! + Thanks for sharing!

 

[zekeyou]

(FACT - we all know that women love beards!)

last good one-- the ode to Neurosis:

 

[CaGeD iN]

ha, thats sweet

 

[sdmf2]

hah. King Diamond

 

[AshDLS]

Holy crap, I feel inferior to everyone. Haha maybe it's my half-Asian genetics, but my facial hair grows quite slowly, and not so thick. I think the longest I've left mine without shaving is about a month, and I just looked kinda seedy.

Anyway, when I'm old and senile and don't give a shit about anything I'll definitely try for one of those awesome Lo Pan Chinaman sort of beards. The guys from Negura Bunget have some good whiskers going too.

Dave, that totally sucks having to shave for 'The Man'. They wouldn't allow it at work? I was a bit pissed off at having to cut my long hair for working overseas, although I got over that fairly quickly, heh.

 

[David Gold]

AshDLS - I was a bit pissed off at having to cut my long hair for working overseas, although I got over that fairly quickly, heh.

Statistically, I bet long haired guys all over the world do overwhelmingly better with the ladies overall once they get that generic 'short-hair' hair cut that short hair guys have. It's meeting a woman who digs you the way YOU want to be with your long hair and Viking beards that's the real find. Once you find her, then you have it made!

...Same goes for jobs really.

 

[Advance&Vanquish]

My beard will take over Canada, you watch.


....when its full grown :Smug:

 

[sdmf2]

Statistically, I bet long haired guys all over the world do overwhelmingly better with the ladies overall once they get that generic 'short-hair' hair cut that short hair guys have. It's meeting a woman who digs you the way YOU want to be with your long hair and Viking beards that's the real find. Once you find her, then you have it made!

...Same goes for jobs really.

I work at Quiznos so the hair and beard arent really an issue. i just have to keep the hair up and out of the way.

The women like it though.... well... some do, the cool ones haha.

 

[Miltbrand]

My 'Afghan beard':

Haven´t shaved since I came down here in october (trimmed the 'stache, though)

3 or 4 years ago I had a 4-5 inch goatee, but I dont think I´ve got any pics of it...


edit: Whoops, I guess you can´t resize a pic at photobucket (for your avatar), without the one you´ve already linked to (in the thread), gets resized as well... Well, you learn somethoing every day!

 

[Arcane Son]

And you know another cool thing about beards. It saves a shitload of $$$$ not having to buy razors!

 

[sdmf2]

shitload of time too

 

[Insomniainc]

Anyone else sensing David is trying to raise a viking army here?

 

[Peterk]

Anyone else sensing David is trying to raise a viking army here?

imagine the next woods concert...

 

[CaGeD iN]

we should make a band of vikings, dave can be the leader, and we can restore the old ways!

 

[Novembers Paul]

David, you shave and 10 years comes off your face. You look like a little kid. hahaha

By the way, get your bathroom ceiling fixed. haha!

 

[circus_brimstone]

By the way, get your bathroom ceiling fixed. haha!

I didn't even notice that.