NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB (General Beards / Facial Hair Thread)

[Dak]

Out of the Marines for a few weeks, working on the facial hair. Got a few patches in the "beard lines" that don't come in as thick as others so dispensing with the "whole package" until the whole thing comes in the same.

 

[Tonka Time]

I've had to shave since 6th grade.

Old pic from about a year ago. Since then I cut my hair but have grown mah beard better.
Think I was half way into blinking.

 

[cookiecutter]

I'm going as Wario for Halloween so I should have some good sharpie mustache pics in the next couple days.

 

[SentinelSlain]

My beard has stopped being a fuzzy baby beard but still matches the hair on my head in colour and thus is not visible unless it gets really thick or I have a tan.

 

[Vimana]

My facial hair is jet black. It hasn't filled out at all though. I'm going to have a pretty thick beard because my mother's brothers are hairy and my father is pretty hairy for a white guy.

 

[waif]

I am now clean-shaven. When I shaved everyone at my job expressed surprise at how young I looked. They had thought I was in my mid-20s.

Last known photo with beard:

Keep in mind I don't usually look so ogrish.

 

[False Joe]

I can grow facial hair.

It just happens to be a case of about 10 hairs on my chin. But they're jet black and stand out so I can't even just leave 'em
Shaving for nothing is rather annoying.

 

[AchrisK]

I am now clean-shaven. When I shaved everyone at my job expressed surprise at how young I looked. They had thought I was in my mid-20s.

Last known photo with beard:
...

Keep in mind I don't usually look so ogrish.

Are you in a hobbit house?

 

[waif]

It's our house on Block Island. It was built by someone who was a good foot shorter than me, and some of the ceilings are very low. Where I'm standing is actually the worst part of the house; the room I'm in has a slanted ceiling and the room behind me is an extension with a much higher ceiling.

 

[rms]

get some new shoes brah

 

[waif]

They're more styling in real life. I still wear those, actually.

 

[unknown]

taken a couple days ago at a restaurant:

 

[mutantllama]

I'm able to grow a pair of sideburns, but they seem to be uneven most of the time. And the rest of my facial hair always ends being blond.

 

[Vimana]

taken a couple days ago at a restaurant:

You look like a goat. Kvlt.

 

[sadistik necrofiend]

All I get is goddamn whiskers.

 

[unknown]

You look like a goat. Kvlt.

I'll take that as a compliment

 

[Eligos]

In that picture where you're holding a pipe or something you look like one of those wee primates with the gigantor eyes.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I've been thinking about going back to non-beard mode for a while. It's a tough call because I'm pretty sure I look better overall with it, but probably less attractive to chicks of my age group.

 

[Dak]

That's because pop culture has trained women to want guys who look like boys tbh.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Pretty much, but seeing as how I'm at an age where I may soon no longer be able to look like a boy (if the hair loss hasn't already killed that for me) then I should probably make the most of it while I can. I've got my whole life to wear a beard, whereas I have a relatively short amount of time to attract females in their early '20s.