NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB (General Beards / Facial Hair Thread)

[FJChaos]

Your profile is set to private.

WTF for some reason image tags aren't working for me today

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

woot, growing the mustache back. too bad it takes forever

 

[AchrisK]

 

[Pessimism]

You are nothing like I imagined!

Everyone here already knows what I look like, so no point in posting a pic.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Ack: A fine pair of muttonchops you have there good sir.

 

[The Ozzman]

Ack could be in a Devin Townsend look-alike contest

 

[AchrisK]

^except, no skullet. I had huge, wild, thick, curly/wavy long hair back in the day (up until I was about 31, which was like 1998). But that thinning got to me. The rest is so thick and grows out for a while before it grows down, that the contrast between that and the thin part is too much. If I had straight hair I might actually have it long right now...maybe.

You are nothing like I imagined!

...

I am ascared to wonder what you imagined.

Ack: A fine pair of muttonchops you have there good sir.

I thank you.

 

[cookiecutter]

I am ascared to wonder what you imagined.

I think I just imagined the guy from the Artillery album that you had as your av for a while.

 

[Einherjar86]

As far as I'm concerned Nick, you have a round yellow face with black spots; and no nose.

 

[cookiecutter]

Check the pics thread. It will blow your mind.

 

[mutantllama]

As far as I'm concerned Nick, you have a round yellow face with black spots; and no nose.

As far as I'm concerned, you are Ian Anderson.

 

[AchrisK]

^I agree.

 

[Einherjar86]

Check the pics thread. It will blow your mind.

I know, I've seen those. I was only kidding (obviously).

And I fucking wish I was Ian Anderson. If so, I probably wouldn't hang around here as often as I do.

 

[Dak]

The Townsend similarity is there. You look like someone else I have seen as well but I can't think of who right now.

 

[AchrisK]

I can't see it.

 

[Dak]

I think he meant he can't see any facial hair, which I can't see either.

 

[FJChaos]

I think he meant he can't see any facial hair, which I can't see either.

Correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't I be criticized for not having facial hair as it says in the first post. And that I'm a man apprentice.

 

[False Joe]

That means you should bow the beardy ones around us (Like I do /me strokes hairless face), and refrain from posting pictures.

This is a thread of great manliness, not our baby softness.

 

[FJChaos]

All traces of my smooth face-ness in this thread have been deleted.

 

[Einherjar86]

Fucking inchoates.