J.
Old Fart
I hate flying. When I went to Vegas, the fiance wanted me to take dramamine (sp?) to knock me out.
That's like being more excited to put the condom on before slippin' it to her than the nasty itself!JayKeeley said:I always remember not being able to sleep the night before because of all the excitement of going on the plane -- sometimes that was more exciting than the holiday itself.
JayKeeley said:Funny thing is, I have a fear of heights. But that only kicks in when I'm standing somewhere high up in the open, like a 12 foot ladder!
Winnar.fotmbm said:Fear of falling? How wimpy.
the vocalist in my band said:You're taking off or something? I'll bet you fucks never jammed either. See, that's going to be your legacy when you get croaked. "That was the last we heard from Nad. It was often claimed that he played more wuss on bass than many a chode, yet the only recording that persists is some droning shit we found on his computer while looking for jpegs of sick shit to put next to his hoebituary."
Borat ruled last night when he was trying to get a job