the i want to fuck off thread

[Don Corleone]

now it's complete!

and here's a skoda joke:

how do you double the price of a skoda?

answer: you fill up the gas tank! lolololol

 

[ashure]

Originally posted by moody
shit i forgot to mention the kebabs!

yeah right

 

[Mariner]

i dont want to fuck off, but ill have too in a few days
but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[sol83]

So are you goin' to Turkey or what?

 

[Mariner]

no. next summer hopefully, probably. I'll try to arrange that. It should be happen.

 

[ashure]

in summer there's no place like Turkey. trust me

 

[sol83]

Hotter place you mean... I wanna have a look at Pieter's face when he sees what 40+ degrees really feel like...

 

[moody]

shit. i really want to fuck off.

 

[ashure]

your avatar tells a lot mehdi

 

[ashure]

Originally posted by sol83
Hotter place you mean... I wanna have a look at Pieter's face when he sees what 40+ degrees really feel like...

it's sometimes even close to +50 but who cares if there's a beach and sea nearby

 

[moody]

ive been once through a sunny +45°C day. it was kinda horrible.

 

[sol83]

I've been like that for a month...

*MAN*

 

[ashure]

there's no worst thing but a man sweating a lot

 

[sol83]

So what makes a woman sweating better?

 

[moody]

old woman sweat is best.

 

[Ivo]

mehdi you're very sick man...

 

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by moody
old woman sweat is best.

that made me put my beer down. uke:

 

[Falconspirit]

bluarg...blurp..erm..ehem..BLUARG

 

[moody]

now, picture licking an old woman's armpit right after you shagged her.

 

[ashure]

Originally posted by sol83
So what makes a woman sweating better?

don't roll your eyes on me.everybody knows that men's sweat smells like shit *urghh*