The Jesus Tattoo keeps me from Masturbating

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Majestik Moose mentioned this on another thread, but really this comment deserves a thread of its own. And there is no greater sign of faith than a big ol' Jesus tattoo; when a WWJD bracelet is not enough.



Former KORN Guitarist: 'The Jesus Tattoo On My Hand Keeps Me From Masturbating' - Mar. 19, 2005 Former KORN guitarist Brian "Head" Welch's official web site, HeadToChrist.com, has been updated with a brand new interview with Welch. Read on:

Q: Brian, few weeks ago, you felt so desperate that you wanted to die. You even asked God to end your life. What was God's answer to your cry for help?

Brian "Head" Welch: "Mathew 11:28 and to me it's God saying, 'Come tell me and seek me with all your heart and I will take away all of your pain inside and will never judge you because I love you and all I want is for you to come to me with everything in life first.' I'm also getting another tattoo on the other side of my neck called Matthew 6:19 which is also my birthdate. That verse basically says 'Don't store your treasures on earth and don't worship money or fame like it's God.' So with that said, I'm funding my life story to glorify God and I will put it out somewhere in the near future. And again, I will not keep any of the profit. I'm gonna be like the Osbournes but it's focusing on me and God and how much of a sense of humor I have with him but also how much i obey him. For example, the Jesus tatoo on my hand keeps me from masturbating and I haven't been with a woman since my ex-wife left me almost five years ago. I go to those extremes to be like Christ and it works for me. I'm moving my own camera crew in my house on Monday. My goal is to glorify God and show the world how much fun this life is. So I invite everyone in the world to get some popcorn and sit back and watch how he uses me to glorify himself. God rules and believe me, everything I say to you, 50 CENT, or whoever it is, I'm also saying it to myself probably even more! I never said I was perfect and I fall everyday like every man, paster, preacher, woman, child, whoever, we're all human."

Q: In your testimony at the Valley Bible Fellowship, you say the Lord has told you He's tired by the way the world is going on. What would you say to people who don't know the love of Christ, and to those who seek happiness in things that cannot fulfill them?

Brian "Head" Welch: "Christ is the end to all suffering, including loss of loved ones, guilt, suicide, perversion, drug abuse, child abuse, murder, etc."

Q: You've just come back from Israel where [pastor] Ron baptized you in the Jordan River (along with about 20 members of your church). Please, tell us about your experience. What has it done for you?

Brian "Head" Welch: "I'm at peace with myself and instead of being afraid of my own shadow I fear nothing but the Lord. He is the quarterback and I am the football."

Q: Brian, you are the single father of a 6-year-old daughter. Is your faith making a difference in your relationship with her and with others in general?

Brian "Head" Welch: "Yes I am slowly becoming the best dad in the world because my father in heaven is teaching me. And I don't judge people anymore even if they judge me first. It's God's job to judge. Everyone needs to quit trying to be God, including myself. We're all little kids at heart and we don't need to grow up. To me, it's boring to be grown up. Your heart keeps you young no matter how wrinkly you get....ha,ha."

Q: You're starting a solo musical career and have created a new website. What are your plans to use your musical gifts for God's glory?

Brian "Head" Welch: "I don't know if I'm still a musician. I do know I am a soldier for Christ. I ask god to put me in trials so that I can move up in rank faster than any man on earth when I pass the trials. He has rewarded me with answers to my prayers. He now sends me to different pastors to get different things off every one of them, because every church has something different to offer and they all judge the other in some way or another....every church judges. The book of life says it's not our job to judge it's God's job. So when I wake up in the morning I ask that He uses me to glorify Him more than any man in history. Whether it's through music or not, I don't care either way, so I don't know my plans because my plans aren't my plans they're His. I know I'm new, but the power of prayer is very underestimated. God has blessed me with insight to the big picture, because I live my life with Christ all day every day. I call myself 'of the way' of Christ now. And that means I'm a child of God. A REAL Christian or child of God loves all males and females the same so much that they're willing to die for any person. That's me. I feel like our flesh (earth suits) are our devil. All my life's desicions are made from divine inspiration from God. He has all power..... I have none. And I guarantee that almost every person that is now trippin' on me and mocking me, will be following me in a few months. Then they'll soon relize they're not following me, they're following Christ. This all surpasses the human brain. Our brains have failed us and now it's time to think and listen with our hearts. That's what I pray for. Watch what happens. Smile and 'head to christ.' There is some time left but only our heavenly father knows how much... and I submitted the answer to that in prayer too. 'Keep the wind in your face and the sun on your back.'"
 
I like the name of his website: Headtochrist.com I suppose he stopped Masturbating because Jesus told him he wants head only.
 
*sigh* Such testimonies are great reads, it's wonderful to see a person go from being a searcher to finding "God" and turning into thick a headed zealot when finding his reason in life.


"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
-Bertrand Russell
 
I actually find it kind of disturbing that people who used to be non-believers, atheists even, suddenly find God. Especially if these people have lead perfectly ordinary and happy lives. Why would they lie about it or trick themselves into believing that they've found God when they were happy as atheists?
 
Henrik Main said:
Especially if these people have lead perfectly ordinary and happy lives. Why would they lie about it or trick themselves into believing that they've found God when they were happy as atheists?

Maybe because their lives weren't so "happy" after all.

Stupid lame "head" jokes aside, I find it odd that you all are knocking the guy for trying to make his life more fulfilling for himself. So he quit playing guitar in a lame band. Big deal. If this had been a regular schmo, no one would give a shit.
 
Hey if the dude is happy, he's happy. Doesn't mean I can't make fun of him though.

Going through the site it seems almost like a publicity stunt. Who knows though, I haven't exactly been keeping tabs on him or Korn for a good many years now.
 
personally I don't have a problem with people finding themselves. everyone needs it.
but when they make a big issue out of it ... hmm

This Head guy looks like Jesus.
 
Who's making a big deal out this? Certainly not the guitarist. So he left a successful band for personal reasons and he told the media those reasons. They, and the ones reading the articles (this forum for example) are the ones making a big deal about it.

Don't know, making fun of religion is just a knee jerk reaction in this forum, so I should probably just stay away from threads like these.
 
J. said:
Who's making a big deal out this? Certainly not the guitarist.
So launching a regularly updated website, a media circus complete with several interviews, and now a solo album on the horizon somehow constitutes him NOT making a big deal out of this? That's why I'm thinking this is just a publicity stunt.
 
oops, sorry. didn't know he launched a website and all that other shit. maybe I should read the whole thread, huh?

yeah, that is bullshit. he can go to hell. fuck that dude.

I still say this forum is turning into SOT with all the OMGODSUX threads.
 
:lol:

Oh come on, when was the last anti-christian thread? It was at least a few months ago, I think. Hmmm, maybe just a few weeks. Shit I dunno, I usually stay away from all the black metal threads that pop up, I assume that's where most of that mentality stems from.
 
Yeah well the problem is like every good evangelical, he is preaching his faith to everyone, stuffing it down our thoughts. He thinks everyone should find his Jesus not their own, but his jesus as based on this minister who seems to be his puppetmaster. I say such efforts, and such spiritual salvation can only occur in a lesser individual like himself; perhaps you are right J, let this idiot guitarist feel saved by his Jesus--just dont force it down my throat.