The Jobs Thread

[Chromatose]

I currently have no job because I moved and have found nothing yet!

I just got my technical degree in culinary arts but I haven't ever actually been a chef or worked in a restaurant, so I guess that's probably going to be a good place to start.

I'm a chef. I cook alot of fancy food. Cooking is a passion of mine, what can I say?

and at some point in the future I want to be able to say that ^ !!!!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I'm an Investigative Reporter. I spend my days poking into people's criminal backgrounds and making calls to get the skinny on people. I'm nosy for a living.

Oh, and I spend a good amount of my time emailing Cara even though she sits like 10 feet away from me, and decorating my desk.

 

[FretsAflame]

It'd be more metal if you were using a sword.

I'm a developer/DBA for the Army. Yes, one of the legion of contractors in the DC area. It's not very metal, but it pays well...

You're crafting instruments of death, how is that not metal?

I challenge anyone with a more metal job to come forward.

 

[El Stormo]

You're crafting instruments of death, how is that not metal?

I challenge anyone with a more metal job to come forward.

I use instruments of death and scare people

 

[Necromunchkin]

Well, no instruction for the time being, I'm currently working in territorial sales for a company that specializes in products for small businesses. My job consists of harassing business owners and convincing them to buy lots of shit to help them grow their businesses. Pay is decent, but it's definitely not in the long term. I'm actually planning on getting a job as an academic advisor here come next year. This may require more moving, however.