The kill you game

[Axel]

I introduce you to my little brother, who proceeds to make you listen to the Greenday you just killed that d00d with until you are incapacitated. Then he force-feeds you your own face.

 

[Tubbs]

I'll shoot someone in front of you in the head at a downward angle, ripping through their skull while tearing through your lower areas in a millisecond, then you'll probably just die of blood loss or something. Aha!

EDIT: HOU DAR U POST BEFORE ME, FOOL.

 

[Gothic_Butters]

What the hell? How did you come back to life? *shoots you in the head*

 

[Tubbs]

I'M NOT EMO; YOUR WOUNDS DO NOT INFLICT ME.

*shows sheer immortality of self, killing anyone who watches the awesomeness in the process*

 

[Gothic_Butters]

who the fuck said any of us were emo? Fuck emos.

 

[Tubbs]

I agree, but still. Die or something.

 

[Gothic_Butters]

No thanks.

 

[Axel]

I now put on my black body armor and go on a rampage, killing both of you in the process.

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll force you to stop randomly posting on and leaving this forum every 2 seconds, which is for babies anyway, and then chop you up with a steak knife.

 

[Gothic_Butters]

Hmm.. looks like we're getting flamed here just for joining a fucking forum, huh, Devon.

^cuts open your stomach and chokes you to death with your own intestants.

 

[Axel]

GB: Yep, so I get out my flamethrower and bbq you. ;D

Tubbs: I post before you again and you get pissed and kill yourself

 

[Tubbs]

^ Haha, what a sissy, jeez. This is the KILL YOU GAME. Am I supposed to be all happy go lucky for you or something?

I'LL TAKE A DANDELION AND PICK THE PEDALS OFF, SOMEHOW KILLING YOU FROM HAPPINESS.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK TIME PARADOX FUCKING SHIT *dies*

 

[Gothic_Butters]

ha ha read his post before you.

^brings you back to life, shows you a picture of Rose O'Donnle completely nude, and you shoot yourself... again.

 

[Tubbs]

Whoever posts before me will die WITH ME AHAHAHAHAHA!

... And then somehow I'll get revived again, for I am immortal.

 

[Axel]

I didn't post before you this time.

I'm unable to think of some smart ass way to kill you so I just bludgeon you to death with a badger.

 

[Tubbs]

SOUNDS LIKE FUN, PYRAMID HEAD.

Dodecahedron head will kill you first.

 

[Gothic_Butters]

I give you the video game "Stay Alive", and sit back and watch the fun.

(You gotta have seen the movie to know what the fuck I'm talking about)

 

[Tubbs]

OMG NO WAI I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT THERE.

WELL, I'll kill you virtually, RIGHT OVER the intarweb!

Someday...

 

[NaTaSMAI]

^^I'll beat you silly with a giant sausage, then staple gay porn pics all over your body, then shove the sausage down your throat...........

 

[Tubbs]

^ I'll take all of the capital letters in your name and wrap them around your neck.