The Mister and Misses Anathema forum awards!!!

[sol83]

i never said women don't watch footy. and no, i don't know if you're a man. when we meet, you could strip so i could find out.

 

[Dhatura]

i never said women don't watch footy. and no, i don't know if you're a man. when we meet, you could strip so i could find out.

Why not meeting stripped, to begin with, and then playing a little football? You could find out everything about me then, even my deepest inhibitions and strangest phobias.

Can you cook, by the way?

 

[Dhatura]

One of my strangest phobias, for example, that people take me for a man when I'm not stripped.

 

[Strangelight]

I watch footy sometimes, too. Am I a man then? OMG.

...goddess

 

[sol83]

of course i can. check the 4th post from above...

 

[Mariner]

of course i'm comin', so hide your women! no seriously, it's gonna be real fun, you should deffo come. we'll do the stupidest things on the world. and i'll give you some dead good greek tips to hit on girls...

oh yeah! you'll continue with the manning... right?

 

[Mariner]

i would like to add i can cook (enough) , clean (enough), iron (enough) and wash (enough)

 

[sol83]

yes my son. you have so much to learn...

 

[sol83]

refering to your question about manning, i mean...

 

[Mariner]

I will be a good pupil. Shall I learn you the serious stuff? You can start to clean the house when you arrives

 

[Dhatura]

of course i can. check the 4th post from above...

Sorry, I didn't remember you'd said that already.

 

[Don Corleone]

of course i'm comin', so hide your women! no seriously, it's gonna be real fun, you should deffo come. we'll do the stupidest things on the world. and i'll give you some dead good greek tips to hit on girls...

you dont have to wait for the fest for that, sol. go ahead please!

 

[ashure]

well, some things need to be washed, cooked, ironed so a woman is always handy...

oh god I can't believe this mentality.I'm about to break up with my boyfriend because of this shit!

 

[Don Corleone]

the only thing i cant do in the whole world is make bubbles with chewing gums. and i cant whistle by sticking two fingers in my mouth.

i iron, cook a fairly good number of dishes and wash. i also play bass. hahaha

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

we do other things, more important. drink, watch footy, measure our pricks and all that...

i do that too, but im a good housewife too.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

im the perfect housewife really

your words complement mine....
...GODDESS

 

[Don Corleone]

MEHDI, MARRY ME.

I SWEAR TO ALWAYS LOVE YOU. and were both muslims so we are the perfect match ever! we'll do the ceremony here when you come for the gig.

 

[Strangelight]

. i also play bass. hahaha

Fuckin hell Don, dont be too honest. At least pretend youre a singer hahaha

 

[Don Corleone]

hahaha and that reminds me dunc...

are you singing on the new album???

 

[Strangelight]

yeah, as Mick said, me and Hayley do a Fred West/Vanessa Paridis style duet