You could just replace them with massive marbles.
My old music teacher was a complete twat and reguarly makes jokes about me, ive been gone from the school for a year. I dont see why, and hes a professional so he shouldnt because i have a right to report him. I feel sorry for my sister because she will have him as a teacher soon when she goes to High School and as soon as he sees the last name, she will get a difficult time i reckon. And it isnt like he wont know who shes related too, because my last name is a massive double barrled surname.