The Mystery Of Morning Wood

[ThraxMan]

I think there is a morning wood fairy that comes around while you sleep and sprinkles a special dust on your wiener and then you wake up with a stiffy.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

 

[nuge]

what happens if you catch her,does she take care of it?

i am going to work on a trap right now!

 

[TD]

It is there to promote morning sex, which sends everyone off to work in a much happier mood.

 

[SLAYER85]

Morning wood, wake up and have a massive tent pitched over me, thats cool

 

[KY_Fried442]

Originally posted by TD
It is there to promote morning sex, which sends everyone off to work in a much happier mood.

I've been telling my wife that for years but she very rairly buys it.

 

[TD]

Originally posted by KY_Fried442


I've been telling my wife that for years but she very rairly buys it.

That is a bummer, because morning wood is usually the best quality of stiffy, this is medical fact I do believe.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Originally posted by TD
It is there to promote morning sex, which sends everyone off to work in a much happier mood.

I agree with this theory, as most women wake up wet also... Although I'm usually quite cranky in the morning and need some convincing, I've never disputed the fact that morning wood serves a purpose...

 

[LORD_GALVATRON]

Originally posted by ThraxMan
I think there is a morning wood fairy that comes around while you sleep and sprinkles a special dust on your wiener and then you wake up with a stiffy.

That was funny 8 years ago when I saw it on B&B.

 

[augdawg2]

Actually, it's a kick stand to help balance you while you sleep!

 

[ThraxDude]

Fact:
Morning wood = you have to piss (but make sure the woody is gone before you try pissing!!)

Sorry that my answer wasn't funny. I do prefer Ty's answer, but I learned the truth in Health class.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That makes no sense though, how come that only happens when you wake up but not the rest of the day? I've never heard of a guy getting wood cause he had to pee, say, at 4 in the afternoon. And God knows y'all miss if you try peeing with a stiffy.

 

[one man stands]

Originally posted by LORD_GALVATRON
That was funny 8 years ago when I saw it on B&B.

Yea, but that was a hilarious episode of Beavis & Butthead!! Thanks Thraxman for helping me remember it!

 

[ThraxDude]

You get it (wood [well, not you, brat]) because your bladder is full and it pushes on the umm....sexual parts...like where the jizz comes (cums?) from, and it just creates the hard-on.
I don't know why we don't get wood when we're awake and when we really have to piss...
I'd have to ask the teacher...but I haven't seen her in about 12 years...

 

[one man stands]

Do not quote me on this but I would guess it is because at night we are relaxed, and have no control over our body parts like we do during the day.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

HAHAHAHA

All I know is, I don't get turned on when I have to pee. Yet another benefit of not having a penis.

 

[ThraxDude]

Yeah, it's kinda weird having sex when you have to piss. But when you have morning wood, you don't even know that you have to piss until you go limp.

 

[one man stands]

Originally posted by Thraude
Yeah, it's kinda weird having sex when you have to piss. But when you have morning wood, you don't even know that you have to piss until you go limp.

Exactly!!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That's just plain complicated.

 

[ThraxMan]

So umm, does anybody take advantage of their morning stiffies?hehe