Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[MoonlightOrchid]

Cause they are too full of them selves.

Why do good things last a little? ; ;

 

[666Metal666]

how the f*** do you know ???? nothing good happens to you

why can't we live twice ?

 

[Xorv]

^who says theres no after life?

why do soo many people like metallica when they're THE worst band in the history of music, plus the singer is fucking awful.

 

[divine_torture]

Because they have the most awesomest drummer ever...

Why is Jesus not responding to my threats?

 

[Xorv]

because you fucking listen to metallica and just complimented the worst band in EXISTENCE.

do you like my sig? if you don't you don't KNOW EPIC DOOM.

 

[divine_torture]

Yes I know your sig. There's not a lot of epic doom out there, but Saturnus and While Heaven Wept are my favs.

Why did you not catch the sarcasm in my last answer?

 

[Xorv]

about the awesomeness drummer? because it's hard to notice sarcasm over an internet message board.

If Hitler won how would the world have turned out?

 

[divine_torture]

about the awesomeness drummer? because it's hard to notice sarcasm over an internet message board.

If Hitler won how would the world have turned out?

I hate Metallica.

The world would have turned out alright. Except for everyone outside of Germany...

Why did they stop the $5 footlong thing at Subway? I just went to get a couple subs, but they were 6 bucks, not 5...Bull shit.

 

[Xorv]

They still do at my place and I just saw a commercial. You got scammed

Do you like skateboarders?

 

[divine_torture]

I don't dislike them. I don't care either way. I don't skateboard myself though.

Do you think that Heaven makes you pay for food?

 

[MoonlightOrchid]

Never been there so I wouldn't know.

Why is the sickness called "Downs Syndrome"?

 

[divine_torture]

It doesn't increase the iq...

Why do they make Peanut Butter Crunch so that it hurts the roof of your mouth?

 

[cadavria]

Donno, never tryed eating it .
Why are men men ?

 

[divine_torture]

It's a defense mechanism against brunette hotties.

Which finger is more important, the thumb or forefinger?

 

[cadavria]

The toe duh !
What does the goose do when crossing the river ?

 

[divine_torture]

Avoids anal rape.

Who wants enchiladas?

 

[CrystalDeth]

The person who posts after me.

What if this was all a dream?

 

[PowerBlade]

Then it would be brutal...

What if this was all true?

 

[666Metal666]

...brutal be would it then

isn't it strange ..... we eat a lot and shit a little ? Why ?

 

[divine_torture]

I shit a lot regardless.

Did you smack your relatives this week?