Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[Dr. Pete]

Not at all. They can be carried.

Now, what do you mean, an African or European swallow?

 

[Vilewoman]

Would have to be a European swallow because African swallows are not really migratory.

Will you bring me a shrubbery?

 

[cadavria]

I'd probably bring you a shubaka.
What do they mean when saying " shut the f***k up you fu****h b***h ?

 

[Dr. Pete]

Nothing.

What's a ftumch?

 

[Lhorian]

A short one in the torture chamber.

What if I panic? What if I say an accidental word?

 

[cadavria]

You would have to suck on a strawberry .
Why is black so common ?

 

[Vilewoman]

Cuz white is too bright.

Why must this cat be up my ass 24/7?

 

[Lhorian]

Because it's a cat. (Our cat woke me up 6 times last night...)

Why does she like small ugly dogs?

 

[Vilewoman]

Because she's the kind of person who puts her kid on a leash and holds her dog in her arms.

When will I be allowed to kick my sister's boyfriend in the nuts?

 

[DamageInc.]

when I have to see him run around without shirt again.

why do I have crappy earworms all the time??

 

[Vilewoman]

Because you are around too many people who listen to shitty music?

Why is Alex so mad at me over pizza?

Bonus question and why can I not stop giggling about it

 

[Dr. Pete]

There weren't any hamburgers at the table.

What kind of name is Special Patrol Group?

 

[Ankalupe]

a very nerdy name!!!

Why chinesse food is so awesome?

 

[DamageInc.]

because of the dogs...

why cant most people laugh about that?

 

[Ankalupe]

because of the dogs,,,,jajajjajajajaç


why Christian Teenagers are so naive???

 

[cadavria]

Cos their nails are pink .
Why am I attracted by men who have nice round bellies like Johann hein ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

to make you feel skinnier

will school be open tomorrow?

 

[Ankalupe]

no because we are having a Zombie Attack!!!

Why do I have to wear optical glasses?

 

[Vilewoman]

Cuz you haven't gotten contacts yet?

Why did I just laugh so hard at a VERY sick and wrong e-mail?

 

[Ankalupe]

cause it's veeeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyyyyyy siiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!!!


Why public health is soooo slowwwww????