Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[cadavria]

Cos they are P***y's !
What's wrong about killing cos you're bored ?

 

[Vilewoman]

there isn't if your methul
Has to be epic though, like burning down a church.

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?

 

[Lhorian]

Because that cake is to look at only.

What's faster a hare or a rabbit?

 

[Vilewoman]

The fastest is a hair from a rabbit, it gets on your cloths before you actually touch the rabbit.

Why do I laugh so hard at other peoples misfortunes or pain?

 

[Lhorian]

The pain of others is the best joy because it didn't happen to you.

Talisker or Smirnoff?

 

[DamageInc.]

the answer is not A, B or C... but some candy!!!

erm.... w00t?

 

[Vilewoman]

omfna Alex what?

What is wrong with him?

 

[Lhorian]

He incorporated some damage.

Would you rather sit down with a Duck or shoot it?

 

[cadavria]

Sit down with it, then we'll go swimming .
Why do docs smoke when they're trying to convince every one of the nfast effects of smoking ?

 

[Ankalupe]

cause they know what to do..

Why the in law family is always annoying???

 

[Vilewoman]

because you aren't as used to them as you are your family

Why does that freak next door keep winking and smiling at me?


@ Lhorian @ some, I think he's surpassed some

 

[Ankalupe]

cause he's stupid and freak!!!!

why elephants can remember everything?

 

[Vilewoman]

Big heads? Maybe it's the big ears. I know a male elephant should have no memory at all

Why do they name diseases after the first person that got it...do they think the person wants to go down at the start of some horrific disease? Ooo dual question.

 

[Dr. Pete]

Somebody has to have it first.

Where are my brown pants?

 

[Vilewoman]

Because bought them that way.

Why am I just so awesome?

 

[cadavria]

Cos of midgets !
Whats wrong in kissing your teacher ?

 

[maiden1]

Nothing baby girl as long as they teach you something

why a did they call it a window and not a windout?

 

[cadavria]

Cos they were cooking .
What was the colour of Napoleon shoes when he was dead ?

 

[Lhorian]

A sickly combination of yellow, red, green and brown due to the vomit, blood, piss and the original color of his shoes.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Vilewoman]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!?! (answered your question with a question)